"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Text message on new years eve

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Below i have detailed a txt mssg I sent to a chick that I have been gaming this past semester.

It was in reponse to a "LJBF" message cleverly disguised as a new years poem.

Here is her text to me...
"(fwd): The friends ive kept & the new 1's ive made, with the new year here, not 1 I would trade. I love u and appreciate u! Pass this on before 2006!!"

:confused: WTF? Whats worse, is that she didn;t even write it!!

I was however, onto her true motives behind the txt mssg. She wanted to let me know that we were "just friends" when she knows damn well (through my actions, not my words) that I wanted her.

Here was my response:

They say that life is a game
And all is fair in love and war
They say a woman’s feelings are her motivations,
But a woman’s actions can be undeniably obscure…

Your gesture is appreciated,
yet surprisingly convenient on this occasion,
For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation.

I haven't got a text message back from her yet, and I doubt I will... the whole point of the response, was to let her know I see through her bullsh*t.

I plan to make the first paragraph my signature infact, here goes...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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It sounds more like she sent out a general happy new year message to everyone on her phone who she gives a damn about. I have plenty of ppl do that to me, including chicks I know who want to be 'more than friends'.
 
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i think you might be right.. oh well.. **** that chick!:mad:

You have to understand where i am coming from. A little while back, this chick called me at like 12:10 am to come over, in my book, thats a bootie call. I go over there, and 15 minutes later, she kicks me out! she tells me her "boyfriend" is coming! she has been trying to reach him all day.

Don't ****ing call me at 12 midnight and kick me out 15 minutes later. She shouldn't have called me in the first place. Obviously I was her back up plan. I refuse to be 2nd best!
 
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you care to much, if you know she dosent want anything more than friends dont waste your time with her, you think that by sending your ''clever'' text shes gonna be moved by or something... she cares less, and only wants the attention youre giving her
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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actually.. I DO hoped she is "moved" by my text....



far, far the **** away from me. I hope she gets sick to her stomach.
 
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"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation."


you do realize that you're trying to speak ******** yourself and there is no excuse for this ever right?
 
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It was a general sms... which was read into waaay too much, and the response of which will probably be a source of amusement to her and her friends :p.

That is, in the unlikely event she ever bothers trying to read into it (ie, im sure she has no idea what the hell you were on about - if so, colour me surprised!)

But meh... get rid of her... sounds like you're her rent-a-friend.
 
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i guess you don't understand what it means...


"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation"

yes... I know that its ********, thats the only language they understand!

here let me translate it for you...

"for your true intentions"

She was really trying to tell me she wants to be friends in a convenient little new years poem, which frankly is kind of insulting.

"are 'lost' and 'found' in ******** translation"

she tried to hide it by using poetry, and
saw through it by using my "******** translator"...

hope this helps you..
 
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the only thing that your text can do to her is make her realize how much it ''moved'' you or how much effect a simple happy new year text had over you.

Shows that the fact that she dosent want you as something else than a friend bothers you alot... and gives her the daily boost AW need.

Stop caring tha much and move on, its a new year... you know what that means? NEW WH0res


P.S. not every text people send you contain secrets, i think you may be getting too excited with the davinci code book.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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i know what you mean, and i believe you might be right. however, the chick was stringing me along for a whole semester and i let her. that was my fault.

but its a rant. plain and simple. I'm tired of her ****, I don;t want her texting me or calling me (and yes, she IS calling me). So I don;t care how it looks it to her..

she's done that "bootie call" bait and switch to me MORE than once!

I'm sick of it!
 
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Originally posted by Silex
i guess you don't understand what it means...



yes... I know that its ********, thats the only language they understand!

here let me translate it for you...

"for your true intentions"

She was really trying to tell me she wants to be friends in a convenient little new years poem, which frankly is kind of insulting.

"are 'lost' and 'found' in ******** translation"

she tried to hide it by using poetry, and
saw through it by using my "******** translator"...

hope this helps you..
Click to expand...
:down: :down: :down: :down: :down: :down:

you don't speak ******** very well

here, let me demonstrate

yes=no
yes=what?
yes=yes
i'm cold=i'm hungry
**** you=**** me
what time is it?=my pu55y is itchy

"(fwd): The friends ive kept & the new 1's ive made, with the new year here, not 1 I would trade. I love u and appreciate u! Pass this on before 2006!!"=i'm drunk now, or i'm getting drunk soon :woo:

"For your true intentions have been lost
and found in ******** translation." (when it comes from a guy)=I'm a gay faggot who wants to **** you and you hurt my feelings :mad:


i hope this helps you
 
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Silex, you should reread my post, it might help quell the unnecessary work you're making your brain do.
 
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you actually don't have the complete story, first off, the chick doesn't drink. But that is irrelevant.

Again, it was a simple rant, something to get of my chest. I percieved the text message with the "hidden" message, becuase it was in the context of our previous interactions.

i could care less what she thinks. I have already admitted that I may have looked to much into her original message.
 
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relic

i read your reply and understand it. the chick has been nexted already.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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its good that you understand silex, just move on and youre gonna do good i know it;)
 
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