text game to get second date

[old_skoolr]

Been on a little bit of a high so I thought I'd share it with you all. Met this chick at a club, hooked up and went out for coffee. After coffee we went out for a drive where we ended up making out to the point where she stopped because her excuse was "She's getting too hot for the first date". Didnt contact her till last night trying to plan the next date. Here hows it went:

**random convo about girls judging guys physical features**

Me: Girls be too picky, might as well layby a cat for when your 40
Her: B.itch, I told you i hate cats
Me: When your 40 & desperate that wont matter
Her: hate you
Me: I think your amazing as well
Her: And dont you forget it
Me: Never. Even if you curse my name forever.
Her: Thats abit romantic
Me: Your face is romantic
Her: What am i gonna do with you? Wait dont answer that.
Me: when you free lil one?
Her: Tomorrow night, wed or thursday. Pick a carpark and Im there
Me: Classy, saves me taking you out for dinner. Cha ching
Her: Its a joke loser, you gotta be on your gentleman game this time.
Me: Of course Wed night 7.30 "blah blah" restaurant, be there or be a short blonde that likes tall guys
Her: Thats a demorilizing message, the heels would have to make an appearance
Me: might as well as invest in some stilts while your at it
Her: lmao f.uck off
Me: Touched a nerve did I
Her: mean boy
Me: cute girl

I have a knack of saying some of the stupidest things to girls and having them work. This girl is keen though which makes this alot more easier. Please dont comment if your going to say "Texting kills attraction, calling is better" I dont really care, there both mediums used to connect with a plate and should be both used to a degree. Hope you guys got a bit of a laugh off it.

 

[skinnyguy]

This chick sounds psychotic. Huge red flag.

 

[old_skoolr]

Psychotic how?