"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

Read more...

Testicular Pain

N

navyseal2101

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
554
Reaction score
0
Lately ive been having really intense testicular pain. Its only on the left one. Its just really sensitive to touch, like even the soft sides of gym shorts are incredibly painfull. Its not cancer, as cancer i've read is painless or at least relativly so. Has anybody else experienced this? Could it be linked to lifting at all? Also to note, its not always like this, just random times it will get really sensative. No jokes about it please, even though its a subject thats easy to do so.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

N

navyseal2101

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
554
Reaction score
0
Eh doctors is 40 bucks a visit for me, but webmd ill check out.
 
penkitten

penkitten

Master Don Juan
Joined
Nov 14, 2001
Messages
8,256
Reaction score
236
Age
49
Location
at our house
it could be a hernia or something.
get to the doctor asap.

you must protect your family jewels man.
 
N

navyseal2101

Master Don Juan
Joined
Jun 25, 2007
Messages
554
Reaction score
0
Seems like its most likely torsion which is a problem, but its the only one that fits so I got to go to the emergency room most likely. Luck for WebMD, damn I hope im not to late.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

Read more...

M

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
WHOA! Man I hope your alright. The best of luck to you!
 
H

Heart Break Kid

Master Don Juan
Joined
Mar 17, 2006
Messages
714
Reaction score
5
Location
In hell. I'm Satan's lover.
If there's even a slight chance of a hernia which is the first thing that popped into my head, you damn well better pay the 40!
 
K

KillerCharm

New Member
Joined
Apr 24, 2007
Messages
8
Reaction score
0
seriously, your not willing to shell out 40 bucks to save your nads?
 
You must log in or register to reply here.
22 Rules for Massive Success With Women
Top