"The Kiss of Death Mistake"

You replay the conversation at 2 a.m. She texted back fast yesterday. Today, nothing. Was that smile friendly or flirty? What did the shoulder touch mean?

Every hour you spend decoding her signals drains your confidence and hands her the controls. Women can sense that insecurity from across the room — and it repels them.

One of the "22 Rules" kills the obsession on the spot: assume she likes you, and act accordingly. Sounds too simple. Works anyway.

Her interest tends to rise to meet your expectations. Psychologists call it a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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Test Your Spelling

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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wtf is this?? i could read everything but this one :eek:
 

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I've seen this before... and it really creeps me out.

It creeps me out because my eyes scan accross that paragraph, and I can read it out loud and clearly without making a single mistake like as if it was spelled perfectly. The moment I hesitate, though, all I see is gibberish I realize that I don't see a single correct word and something goes off in my head that tells me that I'm making it all up and it really doesn't say anything.

Man taht carp is gniog to divre me ntus!


BtoerhrAP :D
 

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haha.

neat. i could read that at about 90% of my usual reading speed, when at first glance it seems like you'd have to decipher every word.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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hehe when I first joined here or a little while after I found the translator for that program...

I think I read like 6 of pooks full articles using it:p

"typo something or other", I can't remember, when I get to the office I'll repost with the address.
 
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