Test Passed?

[Warrior74]

First I hate texting for talking to girls. I do not like it, and every now and then I forget and actually have a convo on text and as usual it goes wrong. Why?

Because I'm very playful, I joke around a lot and I have fun. In text it just doesn't come across. My friends who know me tend to get it on text, but those who don't can take it the wrong way so I try to stick to phone calls.

The girl I'm still seeing (yah, I tried to break it off, but she keeps texting and calling), texted me today. We banter back and forth. (backstory : She jokes that I'm obsessed with her butt because I always find my hand on it. It is fantastic to be honest). I jokingly ask her what time can I come over tonight to smack her on her booty.

She prudes out. "OMG You don't even know me like that, why would you say something like that to me, I'm offended. Major turnoff."

Me: LOL, whatever! Are you always this uptight?

Her : Yah. I don't really know you.

Me : Major turnoff bro (yah I call chics bro when they start annoying me). I'm a fun person and I like people who can joke around.

Her : I do joke around.

I don't respond for 30 mins. Then I get this.

Her: So what, r u not going to talk to me anymore since I don't want u to joke around about certain things?

30 minutes later.

Me : Dude. I said it was a turnoff not a complete dealbreaker. You're still in the game for now.

But honestly, she's not. Major prude swag going on there...its a reason I tried to kick her to the curb before. She's boring. I've dated crazy chics too long to be dealing with some boring church mouse with a six year old son.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Pure shyt test.
Notice how she slammed the door in your face but when you played hard ball and went NC, she opened it again?

I don't mean to tell you how to suck eggs, you've experienced heap of this shyt I'm sure, but I'd keep going NC until she either apologises or asks to meet up.

And don't change your demeanour towards her because then she'll see that as you bowing to her bullsht behaviour.
You are who you are, if she doesn't want the real you, she doesn't get the chance to be with you.

Trying sarcasm or humour in texts has backfired on me too over the years. It's an art, which is why I don't reply to chicks for ages so I can think of the best response.

 

[Night-hawk]

^ What GP and Danger said.

Best to show the girl how you are and weed them out if they are going to be lame. I will say this though.

If you are wanting her to play along, it's best not to put her down. It may only keep her from feeling like she doesn't want to please you and do what you like.

And really man, are you going to date this chick? Or bang? If you just want to hookup then fvuck who cares how she is over text, just meet up with her and tease her, and the more sexual you are with her and joke around in person then she may begin to open up and be more adventurous with you.

Some chicks are just like that and part of the game is playing to this dynamic, you know that.And playing to this does not mean you are appeasing to her distastes, just being smarter with your approach. You can be ****y without being dis-engaging.

I relate with you on this...I can be quite outrageous with chicks and I like to screen girls right off the bat sometimes to see if they have what it takes to vibe with me. But I don't always just arrogantly do shyte like a moron when it doesn't always call for it.

 

[Warrior74]

Yah, she called me last night asking me to come over. I haven't been feeling well, so I passed. She's been texting me all day asking how I'm doing.

I'm still in the same place I've been for the last year. No real time for a relationship but tired of being single.

 

[backbreaker]

Yah, she called me last night asking me to come over. I haven't been feeling well, so I passed. She's been texting me all day asking how I'm doing.

I'm still in the same place I've been for the last year. No real time for a relationship but tired of being single.

i must say you are diong much better than i ever was when i was going through my period. i couldn't even think of getting laid in those 3 years lol.

 

[Warrior74]

i must say you are diong much better than i ever was when i was going through my period. i couldn't even think of getting laid in those 3 years lol.

Dude. I started doing Keto, lost 20lbs and doing basic exercises daily, and my libido is through the roof right now. I'm saluting any decent looking girl I talk to. I just want to remove the distraction if you know what I mean. I've been reading the Chapter in Think and Grow Rich about Sexual Transmutation, but dammit it's been consuming me lately.

 

[InnerHappiness]

Dude. I started doing Keto, lost 20lbs and doing basic exercises daily, and my libido is through the roof right now. I'm saluting any decent looking girl I talk to. I just want to remove the distraction if you know what I mean. I've been reading the Chapter in Think and Grow Rich about Sexual Transmutation, but dammit it's been consuming me lately.

Keto is AMAZING, lost 27 lbs in 3 months and the facial fats go with it. But the temptations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Warrior74]

The lulz keep coming with this chic.

Red flag 1 - The prudishness as exemplified in the initial post in this thread.

Red flag 2 - Her baby daddy spends the weekend at her place with her and her son. He has a fiance but stills tries to "get with her". LOOOOOL.

Red flag 3 - I invited her to have dinner with me, she invites her son along without asking. I take a raincheck and leave them standing at the door. LOOOOOOL. NEXT.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Holy crap! Turning up with the kid is all kinds of fvcked up.

Good job on recognising the red flags, now ruuuun.

 

[Warrior74]

Epilogue :

She texted me after a couple of days and asked was I not talking to her anymore. I told her I didn't think it was going to work and we should just be friends. She asked me why and I told her, 1. prudishness, 2. baby daddy sleepovers, 3. kid pushery.

She DENIED all three. Said she was totally not a prude, her ex doesn't sleep over (after she told me he did) and that she never intended to push her kid on me, it was just dinner with a friend so it was okay. But if I felt that she was that kind of person then we shouldn't be friends.

My response. K.

 

[Greasy Pig]

Awesome. That'll get her hamster going batshyt crazy.

 

[Skalioppe]

The dynamic is firmly in your court. I guarantee she'd let you fvck her brains out now if you wanted it. You've Alpha'd her panties off by not giving a fvck and framing your needs and things you think are sh1te about her. Women love that sh1t.

I'd escalate and punish any non-compliance from her just for experiment's sake, just to prove I'm right that she'll now do anything to keep you happy and keep you back in her game. Up the ante, fvck the texting, get some serious sexting in and keep chucking the prude comment when she doesn't play ball, organise some kink time and keep leaving her hanging for a reply, she capitulates every time you do.

Nice laboratory opportunity here...