As some of you may already know, i'm a huge fan of Jose Cuervo Gold Tequila! If you drink it right, its the best-tasting hard liquer you can find, and the buzz is hella smooth! If you haven't tried it, you should give it a shot, or a dozen! 
I keep a bottle around the house at all times, as i know girls love it too!
Usually, i drink it with slices of lemon. When you go grocery shopping, pick out a few large, bright yellow lemons. Then when the time comes, prepare your slices. Thicker slices taste disgusting, so make sure yours are 1/10" tops! Get yourself a good, sharp knife, gringo!
Then lay em out on a plate in a circle and get the sugar! Use it liberally - we're talking about two topped off teaspoons for each 5 slices. If you use too much sugar, they become too sweet, or too sour if you use too little. So adjust according to taste. But sugar's the stuff that plays the biggest role in killing off the bad taste, so its important to get this right.
Now you're ready for the fun part! You can squeeze the slice into your tequila shot, drink it and then eat whats left of the slice. You can place the slice on your tongue, squeeze it, and drink the shot at the same time with the juice. Or you can squeeze it after. There are other ways too, just use your imagination!
But the best one's this - tequila kisses! When you're drinking the stuff with a girl, you can do all sorts of fun stuff! You can playfully steal the plate and make her beg you for a slice. Then you can take one with your teeth and tell her that the only way she's getting it is if she kisses you and bites off the other half.
Or if you're feeling particularly frisky, tell her to lie down and hold the lemon in her teeth, then pour some tequila into her belly button, suck it up, then quickly kiss her and steal the slice! But i wouldn't try this unless the girl's been REALLY warmed up - such as, by pulling the previous stunt
Like i said, the opportunities are limitless! Be creative and you're gonna have a lot of fun
I keep a bottle around the house at all times, as i know girls love it too!Usually, i drink it with slices of lemon. When you go grocery shopping, pick out a few large, bright yellow lemons. Then when the time comes, prepare your slices. Thicker slices taste disgusting, so make sure yours are 1/10" tops! Get yourself a good, sharp knife, gringo!
Then lay em out on a plate in a circle and get the sugar! Use it liberally - we're talking about two topped off teaspoons for each 5 slices. If you use too much sugar, they become too sweet, or too sour if you use too little. So adjust according to taste. But sugar's the stuff that plays the biggest role in killing off the bad taste, so its important to get this right.
Now you're ready for the fun part! You can squeeze the slice into your tequila shot, drink it and then eat whats left of the slice. You can place the slice on your tongue, squeeze it, and drink the shot at the same time with the juice. Or you can squeeze it after. There are other ways too, just use your imagination!
But the best one's this - tequila kisses! When you're drinking the stuff with a girl, you can do all sorts of fun stuff! You can playfully steal the plate and make her beg you for a slice. Then you can take one with your teeth and tell her that the only way she's getting it is if she kisses you and bites off the other half.
Or if you're feeling particularly frisky, tell her to lie down and hold the lemon in her teeth, then pour some tequila into her belly button, suck it up, then quickly kiss her and steal the slice! But i wouldn't try this unless the girl's been REALLY warmed up - such as, by pulling the previous stunt
Like i said, the opportunities are limitless! Be creative and you're gonna have a lot of fun