"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Ten Most Offensive TV Ads to Women

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http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/01/16/the-most-annoying-offensive-tv-ads-ever/

Scroll down and click the next button.

Apparently according to Emily Tan, anything that remotely suggests that a woman might be cleaning or doing something in the kitchen is "offensive" to women. She's probably the same one who wrote the offensive retro ad article i posted a long time ago.

She sounds amazing. Where can I find a ball busting dyke like this? Bet she'd make a great wife and mother.....
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Except for the beer commercial, I couldn't see anything potentially "offensive" in any of the commercials. I got the sense that some of the commercials were "offensive" simply for the fact a woman was in it. In fact, some of the commercials showed evidence of being offensive to men—perpetuating the anti-sexism sexism husbands are dumb and wives are brilliant. The irony burns.

And when will women with arid dry vaginas realize people have the right to be offended?
 

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I have to say i saw the ads a little differently to Emily Tan.

10: I don't understand why she should have a problem with this one. It does nothing more than show women to be the multi-tasking geniuses they're always telling us they are!

9: Typical woman using an electric gadget when any normal man would have used his hands!!

8: What this ad didn't tell you was that all they're husbands left them because all they did was eat crisps and watch daytime television all day!

7: This is common sense. Everyone knows bounty kicks ass at cleaning up spills!

6: That's actually the best ad i've seen for a long time. Good job i've got a roll of bounty to hand!

5: Err.. pass.

4: Using fabreze is obviously similar to a jedi mind trick.

3: She obviously burnt the cookies otherwise she wouldn't have had to light a toxic glade plug in.

2: I think he was actually looking for a razor sharp knife to end his AFC existence. Poor babe!

1: This looks like a mental asylum. Mr Clean is one of the men in white coats who takes you away after you've been getting high on fabreze!

Emily also neglected to mention that all male characters in these adverts were portrayed as absolute bafoons as is so often the case in todays watered down media society.
 

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Women (including Emily Tan ) have an insatiable desire to endlessly whine about some perceived injustice. They do that because we men have endlessly REWARDED them for their beloved victimhood.

Men no longer "oppress" women or "exploit" them in marriage so new outrages need to be invented. Step forward Emily Tan.

THis article is manufactured indignation at its most banal.
 

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blueblue said:
If seen, this commercial will actually do more harm than good to any female – from 2 to 92. Can’t believe the cr*p we as society are forced to watch these days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZ9CL4phPk&feature=related

Enough said.
lol some of the responses to this video are hilarious:

"What else does the box say Steve ??
It says shut up you ugly, pale Irish bug eyed douche who's hanging onto her last few months of pretending she still looks like she did in High School....
Thats what "Hun" - Now, can you tell me again what it is you do for the family again?? I keep forgetting due to your reverse verbal abuse."

"Is this really a depiction of a relationship? If it is, no wonder the chance of a marriage ending in divorce is similar to a coin flip."

"Dude-I do not really care...Just surprised at al the bullsh1t over a dumbass video with a fvcking cvnt b1tch, who dom's the dude , who is a fvcking pvssy. I hate her, too. She's a fvcking b1tch with an agenda to make men look bad. Fvck her."
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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