"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Ten Most Offensive TV Ads to Women

STR8UP

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http://www.lemondrop.com/2009/01/16/the-most-annoying-offensive-tv-ads-ever/

Scroll down and click the next button.

Apparently according to Emily Tan, anything that remotely suggests that a woman might be cleaning or doing something in the kitchen is "offensive" to women. She's probably the same one who wrote the offensive retro ad article i posted a long time ago.

She sounds amazing. Where can I find a ball busting dyke like this? Bet she'd make a great wife and mother.....
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Except for the beer commercial, I couldn't see anything potentially "offensive" in any of the commercials. I got the sense that some of the commercials were "offensive" simply for the fact a woman was in it. In fact, some of the commercials showed evidence of being offensive to men—perpetuating the anti-sexism sexism husbands are dumb and wives are brilliant. The irony burns.

And when will women with arid dry vaginas realize people have the right to be offended?
 

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I have to say i saw the ads a little differently to Emily Tan.

10: I don't understand why she should have a problem with this one. It does nothing more than show women to be the multi-tasking geniuses they're always telling us they are!

9: Typical woman using an electric gadget when any normal man would have used his hands!!

8: What this ad didn't tell you was that all they're husbands left them because all they did was eat crisps and watch daytime television all day!

7: This is common sense. Everyone knows bounty kicks ass at cleaning up spills!

6: That's actually the best ad i've seen for a long time. Good job i've got a roll of bounty to hand!

5: Err.. pass.

4: Using fabreze is obviously similar to a jedi mind trick.

3: She obviously burnt the cookies otherwise she wouldn't have had to light a toxic glade plug in.

2: I think he was actually looking for a razor sharp knife to end his AFC existence. Poor babe!

1: This looks like a mental asylum. Mr Clean is one of the men in white coats who takes you away after you've been getting high on fabreze!

Emily also neglected to mention that all male characters in these adverts were portrayed as absolute bafoons as is so often the case in todays watered down media society.
 

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Women (including Emily Tan ) have an insatiable desire to endlessly whine about some perceived injustice. They do that because we men have endlessly REWARDED them for their beloved victimhood.

Men no longer "oppress" women or "exploit" them in marriage so new outrages need to be invented. Step forward Emily Tan.

THis article is manufactured indignation at its most banal.
 

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blueblue said:
If seen, this commercial will actually do more harm than good to any female – from 2 to 92. Can’t believe the cr*p we as society are forced to watch these days.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-IZ9CL4phPk&feature=related

Enough said.
lol some of the responses to this video are hilarious:

"What else does the box say Steve ??
It says shut up you ugly, pale Irish bug eyed douche who's hanging onto her last few months of pretending she still looks like she did in High School....
Thats what "Hun" - Now, can you tell me again what it is you do for the family again?? I keep forgetting due to your reverse verbal abuse."

"Is this really a depiction of a relationship? If it is, no wonder the chance of a marriage ending in divorce is similar to a coin flip."

"Dude-I do not really care...Just surprised at al the bullsh1t over a dumbass video with a fvcking cvnt b1tch, who dom's the dude , who is a fvcking pvssy. I hate her, too. She's a fvcking b1tch with an agenda to make men look bad. Fvck her."
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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