Ten Commandments of Getting Even

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This text was taken from the book Make 'em Pay by George
Hayduke. If you are a truly spiteful person and like
revenge this book is for you.

THE TEN COMMANDMENTS OF REVENGE.

1. Thou shalt not trust, nor confide in, anyone!

If you do, that person could eventually betray you. Even
if it is a relative or spouse, don't tell them what you are
up to. Implicated accomplices are OK.

2. Thou shalt never use thine own telephone for revenge
business!

Always use a public telephone, or an unwitting mark's
(target), so calls cannot be traced back to you, or someone
who knows you.

3. Thou shalt not touch revenge documents with thy bare
hands!

Bare hands leave fingerprints! Wear gloves.

4. Thou shalt become a garbage collector!

Once your victim places his garbage outside his home/office
for pickup, it is 100 percent legal for you to pick it up
yourself. You can learn about your victim by sifting
through his trash. The pros do it all the time.

5. Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge
plot!

Give the victim time to forget about you and what he has
done to wrong you. Getting even to quickly makes it easier
for him to discover who is doing it.

6. Thou shalt secure a "mail drop" address in another city!

You don't want revenge mail being traced back to your
residence/town, do you?

7. Thou shalt learn everything there is to learn about thy
victim!

The best revenge schemes/plans are hatched by people who now their victim better than their victim does.

8. Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!

Checks, money orders, etc., can be traced back to you. Cash cannot!

9. Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!

Do business with people only once when involved in a
revenge plot. Possibly wear a disguise so they will have
trouble identifying you in a legal confrontation.

10. Thou shalt never threaten thy intended victim!

Why warn your intended victim that you are going to get
even? When bad things begin to happen to your victim,
whether or not you caused them, your victim will remember
your threat, and he'll set out to even the score with you.

The above is just a tip of an iceberg. If you wish to find out more about it, you may visit amazon.com and find out more about books which teach you how to get even with anyone e.g former boss, lover, friends, enemies :D
 

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Just for the record...I'd like to sincerely apologize for any offence I may have given you! Plese don't hurt me.:D
 

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Originally posted by WaterTiger
BornWinner~

Just for the record...I'd like to sincerely apologize for any offence I may have given you! Plese don't hurt me.:D
LOL

Rule #11:

Keep your vengeful adventures to yourself.
 

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Revenge...LOL

Who are you getting revenge on? Did some "b*tch" "lead you on" and "cheat on you"? :rolleyes:

Sounds like someone was too stupid to read the writing on the wall and is blaming the girl.
 

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I'd rather not waste my time with this sort of stuff.
But I digress...

Picking up the garbage from outside the house of somebody else (a practice generally referred to as 'dumpster diving') is illegal here in the UK at least. I'm also sure that it would be pretty well frowned upon by the police wherever you are- it has been done by corporate intelligence companies for years now.

The most serious point, however, is that it would be pretty hard to DJ if you perpetually smelt of week old diapers and leftovers....
 

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Originally posted by sixtonoize
It's been said that the best revenge is living well.
Thank you, simple as that.
 

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My friends...

Don't try to get even. Let God take revenge. In the Scriptures the Lord says,

"I am the one to take revenge and pay them back"



The Scriptures also say.


" If your enemies are hungry, give them something to eat.
And if they are thirsty, give them something to drink.
This will be the same as piling burning coals on thier heads."


Don't let what others do or evil defeat you, but defeat evil with good.
 

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Re: My friends...

Originally posted by Dell SkyCat
"I am the one to take revenge and pay them back"

Uh oh - vengeance is ok for the god, but I must control myself. I am above god if I am not vengeful. Too boring.

NEXT

" If your enemies are hungry, give them something to eat.
And if they are thirsty, give them something to drink.
This will be the same as piling burning coals on thier heads.
But you shall not forget to mix cyanide into their foods"
 

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You guys should read some of his books sometime

Although some of you may think getting even is not right, for those who feel like getting back at your enemies, feel free to read the tips and books written by George Hayduke.

Everyone knows that he is the master of revenge and has the meanest strategies to punish your enemies. :D
 

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Revenge is sweet... When your Rotting in jail !!!

Let by gones be by gones....
 

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hmm why dont you just get a good education and a great job until you have enough money to buy a company that person works at so you can come in and fire them? just teasing..

it has been said : no one can take advantage of you or betray you unless you allow them to.
 

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Originally posted by GigaloDJ
Go ahead and flame me people, but these tips aren't bad if you have any enemies.
I don't have any living enemies mwhahaha:cool:
 

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what a waste of time, I'd rather improve my self and or pick up chicks
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Originally posted by L-I-B
what a waste of time, I'd rather improve my self and or pick up chicks
Yeah, that does sound like an awful lot of effort to expend on someone else especially someone you don't care for.
 

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You again?? Do you read too many medieval revenge stories or something bornwinner? About 90% of your posts deal with revenge or spite or something similar. Were you that guy who also wanted to cut your ex's brakelines, or was that someone else?
I'd say more, but you'd probably get pissed off and send me anthrax in the mail... feeling that you have to get 'even' because I slighted you on an internet forum. Either seek help or grow up man. Is a person who disrespected you worth spending all your time thinking about and working on?
 
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