Tell your story about the first time you got laid!!!!

[Charm&Style]

So this one time im on my bed...and im watching TV....and my hand goes down my pants...and my mom opens the door....and i jizzed....


yup the first time wasnt so great.

 

[donArjun]

and this one time at band camp......

 

[CrazyGuy]

Mine was pretty weird,it was at a party I was drunk she was drunk,then she started my dyck,so thats when she was ewww why is your dyck having a bonner?I was like you turn me on,she laughed then i told her to tickle it she did from their,i told her lets go down stairs.Then boom we started fukin,lol good times ooh yeah these happened three weeks ago,lol i lost =)

 

[krasnyiLion]

I was 15 years old and very innocent, to tell you the truth i did not imagine doing anything sexual with anygirl, i though girls were saints and they did not think of dirty things like that. oh boy was i wrong :woo:

my girlfriend at the time seduced me basically. we would kiss and touch but that was as far as i imagined ever going. we were at the park and i started licking her breast and after a while she told me, "let's go because if we stay here, i know i will be with you all night long, i don't want to take things so fast yet"
then "on second thought, let's go back to my house we can do the same thing we are doing here"
me " i don't know, is your dad there?"
her "yeah, but he won't mind"
me "i better go home it's late anyway, i don't want to get in trouble with your dad"

so next time we met, it was raining and cold we were kissing at the park again, and we got wet cause of the rain. she invited me to dry myself at her house (yeah i know sort of like in the movies :yes: )
i backed out again saying that even if i dried myself i did not bring any extra clothes kick: )

so she actually gets me to her house, to meet her dad ( ok this time i went)
we were in her room and she started grabbing my b*lls and kissing me and all that, she invited me to sleep with her ( i was so st*pid, i though sleep over, you know) so i said yes. and i ended up sleeping, i mean i did finger her and fooled around but i slept (no sex):trouble:

so she was acting weird at school the next day and she asked me if i want to go to her house again, her words were "do you want to try sleeping with me again?" in a very anoyed manner.
i said sure, that was fun, but i could not figure out why she was mad
(I AM SERIOUSLY NOT LYING, IM DEAD SERIOUS, IM NOT MAKING IT UP, I WAS THAT INNOCENT)

so we go back to her house again and we played with eachother, she gets completely naked, takes my clothes off, opens her legs and says "come on, do yo want to do it?" :rockon: i finally got it
one little problem though i was excited i was hard and ready to go, but then i got scared and my erection went away, we tried several times and i just could not stay hard, i would get an erection because she was pretty and naked and i was aroused but as i was going to stick it in, i would go limb
(i was scared and nervous the whole time but i was excited)
i felt bad and we sat there naked talking about it, i got relaxed and then
wola my d*ck was hard i got on top of her and i f*cked her.

i forgot the condom whoops

unforgettable experience, and i felt great. ( she was really patient and nice about the whole inexperienced thing)

she was great lol

 

[Charm&Style]

So this other time...i was 11 and i had a playdough in my hand...so i wanted to see what a vagina felt like so i effed it in the cowboy position...i emptied a load in her...boy did she scream...never talked with the b1tch till then.


fvckin tramp!

 

[Dannyrt34]

I lost my virginity 3 times!