"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Tell what fat% i have, please :)

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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il_duce

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Is that even a real person?? Wow, that's just plain disgusting...like a ****ing puddle of flesh
 

CLOONEY

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Originally posted by il_duce
Is that even a real person?? Wow, that's just plain disgusting...like a ****ing puddle of flesh
lol, no idea, but I thought it was fukcing hilarious!
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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0% bodyfat. Looks like bread dough to me. it even has flour on top!:D
 

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It looks more like a really, really fat chicken bought from a store.
 

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Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter wishes he has no bones.
 

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Originally posted by duke007
Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Peter wishes he has no bones.
LMAO I remember that
 
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