"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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tell parents i'm dating or not

KnightRyder

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well, I do have a job however I am trying to pay off a large sum of money ( approx the cost of a mustang) so I need to stay home for another 6-7 months til I get that paid off..


but staying home , my parents are like the secret police detectives, they keep track of me all the time, and find out the status of how in my life is ..

If I start dating, its going to be a juggling act trying to hide it from them and trying to manage dating ....so should I just tell them out forthright ? or wait 7 months til I can move out ?


Your opinions would be great,

thanks.
oh btw, i m 24
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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Deep Dish

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You are 24 years old, you are not a 12 year old toddler. What is the problem? Are your parents overly religious or something? Would they kick you out of the house and tell you to live with your girlfriend? Would they damn to you hell? Would they lie to your girlfriend you have a venereal disease? What would be their gripe against you dating? Any way you slice it, tell them it’s your life.
 

Climax

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wtf is this world coming to?!

You are 24 for f*ck sakes... what on EARTH would your parents have against you having a girlfriend? Is she like a drug addict or something?:confused:


Laterz...
 

I'm Joe Dirt

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Yeah seriously, my parents didnt care if I had a girlfriend or not since I was 15-16 and started going out with girls.

What can your parents possibly say or do that makes it not worth telling them you have a girlfriend?

If I were you I'd give my parents a lecture about privacy and having one's own life. Your parents gotta understand you're not 4, you're 24, and you can do just fine on your own and you don't need them to be looking over your shoulder every step of the way.

What's next ask them, that they will start coming with you to all your dates to make sure you behave properly?
 
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