"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

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For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

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Tell me I have a girls name

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giovannikast

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Hi
My friends
I have just gotten a job, where people is rude, and a little envious because they see I get along very well with the most beautiful girl there. Well they dont know how to bother me, just try to bother me telling I have a girl name. Well, I act like I dont care but I know I shouldnt do just nothing, I would like to hear your advices buddies.
I live in a country from South America, where my name is not usual.
Giovanni
;)
 

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strams4ever

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Is this a joke? Giovanni is a manly mans name.... someone you don't wanna cross paths with. Maybe South America is different.
 
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SamePendo

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You're Bjerte's cousin right?
 
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blinkwatt

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Giovannikast is a somewhat rare name around here in the states and everyone likes it. I know if I have a son he will be named Giovanni,its sexy and unique and sounds forgein so it should help him with the ladies.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Wiesman44

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giovannikast said:
Hi
My friends
I have just gotten a job, where people is rude, and a little envious because they see I get along very well with the most beautiful girl there. Well they dont know how to bother me, just try to bother me telling I have a girl name. Well, I act like I dont care but I know I shouldnt do just nothing, I would like to hear your advices buddies.
I live in a country from South America, where my name is not usual.
Giovanni
;)
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I think this is a joke. What beautiful girls are going to go near you if you can't even type English right ?? Plus, what guy is going to make fun of your name ? This seems like a bs thread to me.
 
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He's in south america, genius.
This sounds very schoolyard stuff :p
Think of something to say, or just kill them (jk).
 
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I had this same problem at school... I'd be getting attention from a lot of girls and that same day, all these other guys are dissing me and trying to make fun of me for whatever reason! Just ignore it man... They're jelous that they're too ugly and too much of wimps to hang with women!
 
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giovannikast said:
Hi
My friends
I have just gotten a job, where people is rude, and a little envious because they see I get along very well with the most beautiful girl there. Well they dont know how to bother me, just try to bother me telling I have a girl name. Well, I act like I dont care but I know I shouldnt do just nothing, I would like to hear your advices buddies.
I live in a country from South America, where my name is not usual.
Giovanni
;)
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Running game @ work is usually not a good idea.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Just tell them that Giovanni is the long form for Gino and that if they continue with this bull**** that you're gonna go home and bring a few of your cousins to fix their asses and throw them off the nearest bridge rolled up in a carpet.

And then stare at them for at least 30 sec very coldly like you not messing around until they shuffle off and don't bother you. (Don't even look pissed. Look eerily calm and just stare at them.)


And don't be so ****ING *****. Don't talk to them, don't try to be chums/friends/whatever. Remember: You don't give a **** about these people, and NOBODY messes with you (this is your mindset). And act accordingly.


You tool.
 
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Call_Me_Daddy

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And one more thing: I can tell you're a suck up pvssy by the way that you write. Do you watch the Simpsons? Do you know who the character Martin is? Well, by your style of writing/communication that's what you come across as.

"my friends" = You're a weak Pvssy.

And that's why the people there try to mess with you and make fun of you. They see weakness and they take advantage of it for their own entertainment. It's a form of bullying your pansy ass because you come across as a tool they can mess with easily.

And I can also back this up with more evidence. Read your own threads again **** like:

"My girl got pregnant"
"She gets angry ant throws a hissy fit"
"She will not kiss me anymore"
"I'm a ****ing pvssy"


Man up.
 
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