"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Thai Foon

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I was going to go to one of these with my friend, but last minute he couldnt go. Has anyone else been to one of these, and should I still go alone anyway? I cant make up my mind =\
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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DJsomeday

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I don't think you should go alone unless you are really good at meeting new people and approaching strangers, i think the first time you should go with a friend to check out the place, if there is a friendly mood and enviroment you could go alone if you wanted to :D at least that's what has worked for me, i always prefer to go with someone else though, but that's just me i guess :p
 

Thai Foon

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you're right, I went alone and it sucked =\ next time ill def take a friend
 
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