"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Teasing Tip: "The Backstab"

Whowhatnow

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While every guy has to face down his own personal demons when it comes to, as my best bud would put it, dancing the good dance, I've noticed that teasing is still one of the biggest thorns in a teenager's side. The following is one of my favorite techniques for teasing because it's great for guys that aren't completely comfortable with being "mean" but at the same time still very effective.

Basically, you say/do something or make the girl say/do something, then make fun of her because of it. You light the fire then snuff it out. Two prime examples that I happened to me today:

A bunch of my friends were gathered together, and I just slipped in without anyone really noticing. After a few seconds, a couple of girls saw me and spoke up.
Girl 1: "Wow, XXXXX, you always just seem to appear out of nowhere."
Me: "What? Repeat that."
Girl 1: "You always seem to appear out --"
Me: "I can't hear you. Speak louder." I cup my hand to my ear and shrug my shoulders.
Girl 1 and 2: "You appear out of nowhere!"
Me: In a louder voice than they had, "You two talk too loud!" Completely serious face.
After the two girls gave each other the "HE DID NOT JUST SAY THAT" look, one walked over and hit me in the arm three times. We all had a good laugh.

The second happened in class. The teacher had us correct a mistake in our packets. Mine was put away, so I changed the error on the paper of the girl next to me. Then she came back.
Me: "Hey, I didn't have my paper, so I wrote on yours."
Her: "What? Well, thanks." She just shrugs.
Me: "Slacker. Getting someone else to do your work. Tsk tsk tsk. I'm going to have to tell the teacher."

The first one is real simple, second a little more ballsy. Have fun with the tease-structure. I hope someone will benefit from this. Oh, and I'm always excited to hear about success stories. Happy Hunting. ^_~
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Crazy Asian

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middle school?
unless she's already attracted, i can't see these working.
 

HandyAndy

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You rock man, teasing is so fun, especially when you get a laugh/hit on arm or chest.

Got anymore tips? I love the first one man, Im going to use that one again, once I did the same thing with the girls name

Her: Im XXXX
Me: What?
Her: XXXX
Me: Sorry, who?
Her: XXXX!!
Me: Huh? *cup my ear*
Her: .....XXXX
Me: Ohhh, sorry, didnt hear you the third time :p
 
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