teasing/generating laugh ideas

[suaveplayer]

hey guys,
i understand the importance of teasing and generating laughs in dealings with all girls (meaning EVERY ONE, not just the ones that you have interest in). however, sometimes i find myself felling lazy and not witty at all, which leads to no teasing in interaction with girls. when this happens i tend to fsall back to AFC ways, aka nice guy. any ideas on how to continually tease/generate laughs, esp. on the girls you see every day in class?

 

[suaveplayer]

no one?

 

[HandyAndy]

Joke on their height
"Damn, how short are you!?"
Tease them on how clumsy they are. There was this cute asian girl in my class that would drop EVERYTHING, she spilled her chips, all her coins fell out of her purse, she knocked her bag and drink onto the floor, she dropped her salad during lunch time and I would constantly tease her on how clumsy she was.


I would also like some answers to this

 

[Bobby.net]

Healthy lifestyles (Exercise, eating habbits, sleep, etc...every responsability that you add) will help you because they'll give you more energy so you'll always feel ready when you approach the girls in your class.

 

[john paul]

when they do or say something stupid say:
Your not the smartest thing iv ever met..., good thing your pretty or you would be screwed for life

 

[Darth_Qurashi]

i just watch a lot of comedy, such as standup routines, movies, sketches, anythign to get u inspired and give u an idea of whats funny/random. but after that, u just gotta practice and get in that mindset that u have at home, so that when u have the chance, you'll say something right off the top of your head and it'll be funny. I'll admit i'm not expert, but i have been lucky a few times where i just stayed rlly relaxed and focused and saw an oppurtunity to say something rlly witty and evryone laughed and i felt good.