"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Teasing and holding back?

youngdon

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My girlfriend of a month has turned into a huge **** tease. Most of the time if I go in for a kiss she will move back in a playful manner making me go in for a few more times. I call her on it all the time but when i try it back she gets mad. Another thing she did when I had her down to her panties and she starts to rub me off then stops saying "next time" which she said about the time before. She was also on her period she said though so she wouldn't let me take the rest off no matter how many times I tried. So much question is how do I counter this teasing shes doing? Some techniques that work for guys to tease girls or things that can get them turned on faster?
Also it took about a hour just to get her down to that with lots of kissing. Also she said when I just got her down to her pants" This is as far as your getting today" Like she predetermined it. All help advice is welcomed :)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Huffman

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Next time? She could at least have finished the job, so you don't have blue balls until "next time"!

You said you called her out on it, seems you didn't call loud enough. She's trying to dominate you. Don't let her do it or "next time" might never come.
 

faiNt`

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I saw a quote once ... it's in someone's signature.

"Anything that you can't say NO to is your master, and you are its slave."

You are so wrapped up in the fact that she's touching your d!ck that you realize how bad you want it etc. and you literally cannot say no. Next time she tries to fvck with you while you're hanging out, move her hand off and tell her you don't enjoy blue balls and would prefer if she didn't touch you. Continue to watch TV or whatever the hell you do while you're normally hooking up.

She will probably get angry that you're standing up to her, just give her a little ****y smile and put your hand on her leg. I said leg not vag. Hold it for a few seconds then BAM .. all your attention off of her and back on the TV.

Repeat this process and continue touching her leg, each time moving toward her spot but never actually touching it. See, girls are so much more susceptible to teasing than guys .. it's so ridiculous that it becomes fun.

Here's the clincher: you do this correctly and you're golden. After a while of this teasing, she will become turned on and a little uncomfortable because she's not getting what her body craves: the chemicals associated with intimate touching. If she questions your motives at all, simply tell her you love watching her squirm while getting teased. The look they give you when they realize you're in complete control is absolutely priceless.

What you're going to do is get up, grab her by the hand, pull her up and put her on yourself grind-style. You should be behind her and have your d!ck on her ass. Kiss her neck so softly that she can barely feel it. Whisper in her ear what you plan on doing. Tickle her spot haha, but BARELY touch it at the same time. Call her sexy. Almost anything you do at this point is fine, but of course you can fvck it up ... just continue with the flow. It's possible to turn a girl on so much that she will just let you do her right then and there, even if she's one of those "wait for marriage" type. Believe me.
 
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