Tarzan smoke signal of day: “Let’s just be friends”! by Tarzan the Ape Man!

[Tarzan the Ape Man!]

Tarzan say: If woman friend want break up with Tarzan and say to Tarzan “Let’s just be friends”. Tarzan be MAN, LOOK DIRECTLY IN EYES of Jane and say:


We were boyfriend and girlfriend..

Friends who did many things..

Friends who went through highs and lows..

Friends who had naughty monkey sex..

Friends of other friends..

And now YES! We can be just friends……

friends who don’t ever communicate with each other again…..

And Tarzan hold his proud head high in ACCOMPLISHMENT and disappear into Jungle in silence to maintain his dignity as a MAN for Tarzan himself…..Unga Bunga Boo!

 

[AlexTheGreat]

Tarzan is direct and to the point. I like it.

 

[Mofongo]

The few posts that Tarzan has made are great advice and very interesting.

 

[Atom Smasher]

Atom Smasher laugh like hyena, for Tarzan speak of "maintaining dignity" and then say, "Unga Bunga Boo"!