"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tarver Vs Johnson

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Who wins?

Johnson is very one dimensional, has a good workrate, and is just in your face all the time.

Tarver is the better boxer, harder puncher (when he chooses to plant his feet), but does not throw enough punches in most fights.

I see Johnson being aggressive, trying to stay inside the killzone, with Tarver trying to work him off with the jab and throwing his big left. Tarver will stand in there with his solid defense and trade at times.

I say, Tarver, KO7 with the scores just good for Tarver.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Johnson by decision, no doubt.
 
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Tarver by decision.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Yes, all wrong! Fight went much as I thought it would. But Johnson stood upto Tarvers power a bit better and was in great shape himself!

I hope these two rematch, dont really think Roy should come back unless he really trains hard once more!
 

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Originally posted by Fatality
You were all wrong:D
Excuse me!? Read my reply above, dude. :mad:
It's not edited or anything.
 

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Originally posted by m4a1
Excuse me!? Read my reply above, dude. :mad:
It's not edited or anything.
And off course, it is edited. The troll who said "You were all wrong", I didnt' see you making a prediction wise a$$. Troll.
 

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Originally posted by Gangster Of Love
And off course, it is edited. The troll who said "You were all wrong", I didnt' see you making a prediction wise a$$. Troll.
Troll?

Obviously I was kidding, hence the smiley face. Also his post was obviously edited and he was kidding too. Something tells me you weren't one of the brighter kids in school.
 

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Sarcasm and humor just doesn't work on internet forums, lol.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by Fatality
Troll?

Obviously I was kidding, hence the smiley face. Also his post was obviously edited and he was kidding too. Something tells me you weren't one of the brighter kids in school.
Uuuuuhh, hmmm, aaaaaaahhh, what do you mean?:confused:
 
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