"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tanning Bed Question

Fred Da Head

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I'm wondering what happens if you don't put those goggle-things they have at the salon? I just find them annoying and they don't fit right on my eyes so I end up with white areas. Would it be all right to not put them on once in a while, just so my eyes don't stay white?
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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xyzzy

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Well if you want to get across the curb with the aide of a dog and like carrying around tin cups with pencils in them, sure, toss them to the side.

Eyelids are too thin to absorb UV rays so your eyes will take in the remainder.
 

Fred Da Head

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Originally posted by xyzzy
Well if you want to get across the curb with the aide of a dog and like carrying around tin cups with pencils in them, sure, toss them to the side.

Eyelids are too thin to absorb UV rays so your eyes will take in the remainder.
The 2nd part would've been enough. :p
 

enkai

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Yeah I've been going into the ****er without the eye things for about three weeks now, I must say they are very important, cuz they make them for a reason, but like out of 3 times, go in once with your eye lids closed so your eye lids can catch up tan-wise to the rest of your body
 

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I'm wondering what happens if you don't put those goggle-things they have at the salon?
well, you DID ask :) anyway its a bit of an exaggeration but they are necessary

Protective goggles should always be worn when indoor tanning. Eyelid skin is too thin to protect the eyes from UVA rays. Severe burning of the lids and internal eye damage may result when goggles are not used.

http://www.uihealthcare.com/topics/skinhealth/skin4979.html
 
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"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Ragnar

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You WILL get cataracts if you don't wear some sort of protection.


Wear them if only for 75% of the time.
 

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but the ones that arent connected and you set them on your eyelids, they dont leave the big ring around your eyes
 

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I went up to the hot broad that works at my tanning place and said "Do you want to come out to a party in a week or so?" She said "Sure". So I said "I don't know the exact address of the place, but why don't I give you a call and tell you where it is when I find out..."

So, then she gave me her number.

Then, I called her up a week later and asked her out for a drink(instead of the party thing). She said "Sure". So, I told her that I would call her back later on that night after she got off work, to set up plans for something that night.

...Then, when I called her, she "mysteriously" wasn't home... :confused:

This concludes the story of me getting stood up. :)
 
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