"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Tall About Blue Balls

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OK I couldn't resist checking out Oprah again so excuse me if I am part AFC but this was worth mentioning here. I always like to watch Oprah when this one doctor is on there named Dr. Oz well anyway Oprah had another guest on there and he really had the blues I mean the guy was blue skinned... no kidding. Go read the highlight at Oprah.com Anyway, I was in and out of the room and didn't really get all the details but the guy drank something and over time he became blue skinned actually throughout his body and cells according to Dr. Oz. Wierdest sh*t I have ever saw and to beat all the guy was all chipper about it and seemed to not mind the attention he gets walking down the street.

I don't think it's a April fools joke either.

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"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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I saw that.

That was some freaky sh!t and pretty sad for the guy that there's apparently no reversing it.

Dr. Oz told him that by drinking that stuff and it having a reaction inside of him when he was exposed to the sun it basically gave his skin a permaneant blue pigment just as if he'd tattooed his entire body blue.

A real shame.
 
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I know it was really wierd to see him blue like that and for it to be real on top of that.

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I saw that.

That was some freaky sh!t and pretty sad for the guy that there's apparently no reversing it.

Dr. Oz told him that by drinking that stuff and it having a reaction inside of him when he was exposed to the sun it basically gave his skin a permaneant blue pigment just as if he'd tattooed his entire body blue.

A real shame.
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"It's papa smurf!" :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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The guy made some backyard silver cream with zinc in it for his extremely itchy, dry skin. It didn't work and fvcked up his pigment for life. So for all of you basement alchemists I hope you heed this as a warning.

Regarding Doctor Mehmet Oz, I love this guy and I'm a religious follower of his advice and watch him on Oprah and on Discovery Health every time he's on.
 
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Doctor Oz is saving many men and womens lives if they listen to him. I know whenever he is on I like to listen to what he has to say. He is a doctor I feel I can trust with any issue.

Anyway, that blue guy how sad is it to live the rest of your life being seen as blue skinned what a bummer.

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KarmaSutra said:
The guy made some backyard silver cream with zinc in it for his extremely itchy, dry skin. It didn't work and fvcked up his pigment for life. So for all of you basement alchemists I hope you heed this as a warning.

Regarding Doctor Mehmet Oz, I love this guy and I'm a religious follower of his advice and watch him on Oprah and on Discovery Health every time he's on.
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LOL I saw that too... how silly is it that a bunch of us macho (snicker) studs are watching Oprah?

At least I have an excuse: my g/f was watching it.
 
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