"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Tall About Blue Balls

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OK I couldn't resist checking out Oprah again so excuse me if I am part AFC but this was worth mentioning here. I always like to watch Oprah when this one doctor is on there named Dr. Oz well anyway Oprah had another guest on there and he really had the blues I mean the guy was blue skinned... no kidding. Go read the highlight at Oprah.com Anyway, I was in and out of the room and didn't really get all the details but the guy drank something and over time he became blue skinned actually throughout his body and cells according to Dr. Oz. Wierdest sh*t I have ever saw and to beat all the guy was all chipper about it and seemed to not mind the attention he gets walking down the street.

I don't think it's a April fools joke either.

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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I saw that.

That was some freaky sh!t and pretty sad for the guy that there's apparently no reversing it.

Dr. Oz told him that by drinking that stuff and it having a reaction inside of him when he was exposed to the sun it basically gave his skin a permaneant blue pigment just as if he'd tattooed his entire body blue.

A real shame.
 

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I know it was really wierd to see him blue like that and for it to be real on top of that.

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KontrollerX said:
I saw that.

That was some freaky sh!t and pretty sad for the guy that there's apparently no reversing it.

Dr. Oz told him that by drinking that stuff and it having a reaction inside of him when he was exposed to the sun it basically gave his skin a permaneant blue pigment just as if he'd tattooed his entire body blue.

A real shame.
 

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"It's papa smurf!" :crackup: :crackup: :crackup:
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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The guy made some backyard silver cream with zinc in it for his extremely itchy, dry skin. It didn't work and fvcked up his pigment for life. So for all of you basement alchemists I hope you heed this as a warning.

Regarding Doctor Mehmet Oz, I love this guy and I'm a religious follower of his advice and watch him on Oprah and on Discovery Health every time he's on.
 

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Doctor Oz is saving many men and womens lives if they listen to him. I know whenever he is on I like to listen to what he has to say. He is a doctor I feel I can trust with any issue.

Anyway, that blue guy how sad is it to live the rest of your life being seen as blue skinned what a bummer.

LoneSilver

KarmaSutra said:
The guy made some backyard silver cream with zinc in it for his extremely itchy, dry skin. It didn't work and fvcked up his pigment for life. So for all of you basement alchemists I hope you heed this as a warning.

Regarding Doctor Mehmet Oz, I love this guy and I'm a religious follower of his advice and watch him on Oprah and on Discovery Health every time he's on.
 

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LOL I saw that too... how silly is it that a bunch of us macho (snicker) studs are watching Oprah?

At least I have an excuse: my g/f was watching it.
 
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