Talking to girls

[Zaine]

Jokes
Have you ever talked to a girl, you tell her a joke, and she says, "OMG!! That is like, SO mean!"

And you reply with, "OMG, that's SO mean!(in a voice mocking her)"

HER: "Whatever…"

YOU: "Oh, I'm sorry-hug?"

HER: *with a strange look* "oh, OK"


You have successfully been puussy-whipped, congrats. You WILL get in her pants! ... if you call a 12% chance assurance.



If you have experienced the situation, then YOU'RE A FUUCKING AFC!!(average frustrated chump). fuucking put on your reading glasses, fuucking pay attention, and take notes - or else your fuucked.


In this guide to learning the ways of C&F attitude [****y and Funny (props to David DeAngelo)], you will learn how to properly react in the situations, and much more.


.:C&F:.


****y and Funny. How can you be ****y at one time, and funny at that same time? Easy. Whatever the girl says something, if you can't think of a conversation rolling response, switch what she said around. For example: YOU: Wanna get some Mexican tonight?

HER: (shes a latino) Why you always want to get a taco or burrito chico? Just because I'm latino don't mean you have to always pick Mexican!

YOU: You're latino? Oh yea, I guess only a latino can be THAT sweet.


See how you turned that around? You turned her dis into your compliment. NOTE: WHEN YOU SAY THE LAST LINE, HAVE A GRIN OF AFFECTION AND DEVIOUSNESS ON YOUR FACE. MOST IMPORTANTLY, HAVE ABSOLUTELY NO SIGNS OF SARCASM IN YOUR VOICE! (No hand gesture, or you'll get interpreted as "wimp status")

.:Back to the Jokes:.

How should one have responded to the reply from the girl after you told the joke?
Depends on the girl. If shes a ditz, say sarcastically that it was the nicest thing you have ever heard or **** like that.

.:Getting a Conversation Started:.

The best way to start a conversation, in my opinion, is to say something out loud, mainly to yourself, and see if they respond. If they don’t, then say some thing like, “Fine! If you don’t want talk to me then I’ll go cry about my feelings to my mom then!” (C&F)


more to be added later…

 

[Javelin44]

good stuff, cant wait to see what else you got

 

[Zaine]

Thanks, much props to David D. tho, spreading his word with a few of my insights as well.
I'm working on the 2nd part...bear with me...

 

[Zaine]

Done....Mores comin.

 

[InsidiousNstinct]

The best way to start a conversation, in my opinion, is to say something out loud, mainly to yourself, and see if they respond. If they don’t, then say some thing like, “Fine! If you don’t want talk to me then I’ll go cry about my feelings to my mom then!” (C&F)

What your saying sounds a little far fetched. I mean what are you going to say to yourself that actually makes her think that she needs to reply? And the comeback could be used pretty badly especially if you say it to a witty/nasty girl.

She could come back with something like..."yeah, you better do that because those are the only t*tties you'll be getting. Why not just say Hi...? I know it sounds really simple but it works. I'm not trying to bad mouth you or anything, it's good that you want to learn how to communicate with women but sometimes we try to make it TO hard.

 

[Zaine]

I'm saying that you would not really use this on a complete stranger, but someone at school who knows you. If they know you for making funny sarcastic remarks such as this, it will work. And what I mean by saying something to yourself outloud is that you would say a remark, such as "I ****ing hate that Miss Bridges, when will she get that sand out of her vagina?" So I guess it WOULD be aimed toward her, but not entirely.

I also see what you mean.

 

[Zaine]

So people can see the edited part,

 

[Zaine]

Won't let me edit....Newest addition.

.:Analogies:.

Women are to men::as dogs are to toys.

What I mean by this is that, well, let me put it this way. When you are playing with a dog, and you will not let the dog have his toy, he wants it. When you give it to him, he loses interest, there is no challenge. When you pick up another one, he instanly wants that one.

See?

Same goes for women. When a woman is approached with a man that is somewhat appealing to the eyes, she wants him. Once she has him, she loses interest. Once she gets you, play hard-to-get again. Make it hard to set up dates, don't be available all the time. Let her do the work to please you, just be her reward.

 

[Zaine]

bump

 

[Zaine]

BUMP

 

[Zaine]

bump (I wanna keep it so that when boot camp is over I can see my prog Before & after)

 

[Fenderules]

i like this stuff

 

[Zaine]

bump (I wanna keep it so that when boot camp is over I can see my prog Before & after)