Talking during sex

[CLOONEY]

I used to be quiet during sex, too. I had a chick tell me the exact same thing: women like to hear guys get off.

Remember guys, women are aroused through their ears whereas guys are aroused through their eyes.

It took some practice for me to become more vocal in the sack. Start first by not muffling your breathing. Maybe growl next time you are nutting in her mouth. Anything. You'll see her respond to it positively, and it will give you confidence. Then, at some point when she's talking too much and it's on your nerve, smack her azz and tell her to "shut up." She'll love it. When she's telling you how hard you are or stuff like that, offer a reply like "Oooh, you're so naughty." or "Oh yeah? Where do you want this?". Keep it playful and hot. Tell her she's doing a good job at something or comment on something you notice... her t!tt!ies bouncing in the moonlight... her hair on your legs... but do it sparingly. Don't become a jabber-jaw.

Watch some porn for more ideas... a lot of stuff seems cheesy or obnoxious at first. Get over that - chicks love to hear a man let go. Also, use words like hot, sexy, feel, like, please, good... use POSITIVE phrases. Never use negative terms in the bedroom: no, stop, don't = major turn-offs. Use things like "I'd like this more if..." and "Could you to that a little softer, please? Oh yeah, that's the stuff... thank you."

Humor and laughter is in-bounds, contrary to what the high-schoolers will tell you. When she's coming from you doing her doggy... yell out "WEEEEEEEE!" then smack her azz playfully like a cowboy and yell "YEEEE-HAAAAW! YEAH! GIDDY UP!" Then when she starts laughing, smack her azz again - harder - and tell her to "shut up and pay attention". Maybe start "singing" the William Tell Overture (Lone Ranger Theme).

"Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum Dum DUM.
Da da dum, da da dum, da da dum DUM Dum."

Sex is fun. Have fun. Just make sure that she isn't too distracted to get off - bring her focus back to the feeling. Timing is crucial sometimes.

When a woman can attach a noise or sound to an experience, it makes it all the more easier and more pleasant to recall later. She'll call you up the next day and say: "Yeee-haaw! I got wet at work just thinking about that."

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That was fukcing hilarious!! Everyone is looking at me like I am an idiot from laughing so hard! hahahahahahahaahahaha

 

[CLOONEY]

Hey guys, interesting topic!

I always tend to talk dirty. Well not all the time, like when it is a romantic teasing sex. But other then that I like it to be a little ruff, and when she gets that I want it like that she gets into her role.

Anyways most girls like it, some don't. Remember the "slut" thing that girls always want to avoid?

I'm only 19 so I can say that maybe some older guys around here have more experience, but I just wanted to mention it, because it seems that most of the guys around here are a little too shy in bed.

I speak dirty, I slap, I pull her hair, bite her nipples etc Like I said if you can get her in the frame of mind of one portion of "wild sex" she will like it if you don't go to far.

PS my neck still hurts from a girl that bit me

Damn, you got it kid!! Fast learner! Took me until about 23 to realise how much better rough sex is and how much chicks love it! They absolutely love being ravaged! So much for this soft, tender sh*t!