Latest girl, I saw her on facebook added her, she responded first quote by quote first interaction with her!
HER:do i know you??
ME:Next day:Yah we played thumb wars and i totally kicked your ass
but then i got pregnant cause you forgot to use a glove.. I know it was in the heat of the moment are emotions got the best of us. But i stilll blame you misssssssy..
HER:SAME DAY:hahahaha wow you made me laugh and it's 6:51am. quite an accomplishment there. i don't normally laugh in the mornings. i still have no idea who you are but you're funny.
ME:NEXT DAY:might be a good thing we have yet to meet each other.. could cause world chaos
couple days later i saw her on the FB IM messaged her with a simple Hey
. We talked back and forth, She was a friend of one of my mutual friends whos also female, all done with i tried to exchange Numbers but got the "Just tell "Mutual Friend" to call me next time you guys are chillin" I talked to her for a bit longer then said GB ttyl. A couple hours later I txt our mutual friend this
"Hey "my target" seems pretty rad, you should tell her that im the hottest peace of ass you have ever seen, and really sweet too, you know all that stuff. Thanks "mutual friend"
She thought it was funny and said there hanging out at so and so's house and told me to be there, 4 days later after chillin at the bar "mutual friend' TXT me and said hey come over i went over to the House party. Shook "targets" hand and did my normal social circle game, Talking to everyone being the life of the party, invited "target" to play a drinking game we talked for a good thirty minutes and i pulled her on my lap were we talked more then i kissed her, we made out. By the end of the night "our mutual friend" had been dumped by one of my good friends so my "target" felt obligated to leave with "mutual friend" i exchanged numbers. the next morning sunday morning i get this at twelve im still asleep.
"Hey my friends intown and we want to party, do you think you could pick us up later" I told her i may go the the bars but if I dont ill deff. txt her, All day long she TXTed me several times wanting to chill that night, finally her friend called me from her phone and was like hey were dressed up and looking hott take us out. SO i did, I took them to a resturant bar thats local, met a friend up there, had a couple drinks went back to his house, the girls wanted to play BEER PONG. So we played a couple games by then "target" was hott and ready rubbing her hands on mine while talking to her friend, hugging kissing. i had work a 6am, and we found out while the girls were there one of or friends OD on heroin So i took them home.
Tuesday, Same thing all over agian St pattys day party, but no sex, Frustrated i called her an ******* jokingly when she was getting out of her car, but in reality logisticly i couldnt have even had sex with her that night i was a lil tippsy but recoverd
Thursday, Day four party, beer pong, had her laying on top of mee makeingout hard core,I said this "You have hijacked my brain" her what do you mean "Well at first i thought it was your beaty, but beautys common. So then i thought about it a lil, and realized that its your free spirited personality and sweet loving charm thats got me stuck on you" she was rubbing my tattos on my ribs and Stratiling my leg i could feel her wettness through both our jeans, this time when we were headed home i said this while i was making out with her on the hood of my car " you know logisticaly we could'nt have sex tonight there were too many people" she smiled and i just made out with her for a bit.
Friday, Day five, Same house same group of fifeteen or so friends, after an hour and a half of being there she lips the words "**** ME UP STAIRS" more than once, i smiled and finished up our drinking game, Too her up stairs and ****ed her daylights out. We spent the night and i ****ed her that morning agian.
sorry my hand hurts i might write my others another day PEACE
