"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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'taking one for the team'

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So if you and your bud are out and meet a couple of women who seem to be into the two of you - and it looks like you and your boy are going to get laid - how low are you willing to go if the woman you sort of hook up with is not that attractive? Would you go lower than normal to avoid messing up your friend's situation?

As I ask this question, I am reminded of what someone once told me ... "no woman is ugly when she's got my dyck in her mouth" ;-)

(I haven't seen this topic here before, and did not find anything in a search. I also considered posting this in the Wingman Forum, but that seems to be more directed at finding wings than with discussing topics)
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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You don't HAVE to hook up with the other girl. Just distract her while your boy hooks up.

That thing about the "dyck in her mouth" sounds good on paper, but in real life you don't want some woman you're not attracted to anywhere near your junk.

If she gets it up, let her put it down. If not, maybe flirt with her a little, get her number, never call. Just enough to keep her distracted.
 

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im wondering about this too, sorta

if a girl you find attractive, but by most standards probably isnt, its still cool right?
 

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Originally posted by shagnscoob
im wondering about this too, sorta

if a girl you find attractive, but by most standards probably isnt, its still cool right?
If she meets your standards, who gives a fvck what anyone else sais?

Back to the question at hand, I wouldnt bang a girl I didnt find attractive for a friend. Although, I could keep her occupied enough for my friend to fvck the chick he likes.
 

shagnscoob

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Originally posted by Paintballguy
If she meets your standards, who gives a fvck what anyone else sais?

Back to the question at hand, I wouldnt bang a girl I didnt find attractive for a friend. Although, I could keep her occupied enough for my friend to fvck the chick he likes.
well i find it extremely sexy when a woman is like, open with me about things, like we can talk about whatd itd be like to fvck, or we can talk about how close we once came to making out, or what kind of underwear is her favorite

so its not exactly a looks issue, just thinking about a girl thats really open like that turns me on haha, even if shes not THAT great looking =/
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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personally.. i would go low..
its not like ur marrying her..
u dristract her and get your load off..
just make it clear to ur mate that he's taking some D grade meat for you if the need is there..
 

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This is exactly why you and your wingman need to 'isolate' your targets.

If he's isolated his target to a bedroom..and your target isn't so hot and you aren't down to f*ck, then you can isolate her somewhere else.

Take her outside for a smoke, take her to your car and hit up McDonalds for some food, take her away from your wingman so he can have time to get his d*ck wet and you can play babysitter.

F*ck a fat ugly beast so my homeboy can get some of an HB? Fawk that! But, I aint gonna ****block his game...so gotta isolate.
 

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DJD,

If you don't want to hook-up with the other chick, just run interference for your buddy. That's it.

Cheers,
Mav
 

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There are Wing Rules. Read the Wing Rules. He who opens first, gets first pick. So if you don't want the UG, be damn sure to open first.

If you want to fu ck the obstacle, fine. But you CAN just occupy her.
 
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