Take this chat log as a lesson.

[RedKnight04]

Sorry I forgot to post this, I love to help you fellas as much as possible cause online really pushed me to atleast so-so DJ'ing to build the foundation.

I read friends chat's all the time when I was a rookie.

In fact, one of my buddies just meets girls on personals...He doesn't even go anywhere to meet them...I on the otherhand meet them anywhere until I one day am holding a cane and a dog and stepping into trees.

NOTICE how I took her questions about school and stupid **** that I didn't want to talk about and fluffed them wide open into other thangs...I also played with her alot - cracked on her SN even - How daring can I be...Ok I'll stop.

Me: Do you play hard to get on a frequent basis?
Her: no
Her: and my fingers are fine
Me: Amazing
Me: Or u really a *****ychq?
Me: I'll take that as a yes...so what do u do for fun?
Her: no
Her: sorry i was checking my mail
Her: um i made this stupid sn when i was like 13 and i neevr changed it cuz everyone nos it
Me: Well...if you want a chance at me you best not be biatching at me sista gurl!
Her: ok
Her: i wont
Me: Okay good, then we can go have an online chat marriage...wheres the rabbi?
Her: heheh
Me: are u from florida?
Her: yeh
Her: i was born here
Her: what are u studying?
Me: Good question...right now I am deep into studying
Her: whats ur major?
Me: I'm majoring to be the best janitor in south florida
Her: really
Her: sounds like fun
Me: Why yes...I am trying to work on my brooming skills b/c they have been semi-lame as of late
Me: But once I get that stroke going its over!
Her: very interesyed ya me to im studying to be a good house keeper
Her: im taking lessons in hilaeh
Me: GREAT news! Are you rich?
Her: im getting a bachelors in house keeping
Her: nope are u ?
Me: Well then I'm afraid I just can't see you anymore
Me: I'm looking to be the stay-home husband so I can relax and watch cable, u do have cable right?
Her: ahh i guess thats good cuz i wouldnt want to date someone that was only seeing me cuz of money
Her: no i have satelitte
Her: and cable
Me: K honey your in like flynn!
Her: whats flynn ?
Me: Hmm...well hes a guy thats in, duh!
Her: u have a very strong personality are u sure u grew up in fla?
Me: r u trying to seduce me now?
Me: i haven't even let u take me out to dinner yet
Her: no if i was trying to seduce u u would be seduced
Her: thats cuz i wouldnt take u ur suppost to take me
Me: Yea ur right... I mean what was I thinking....I should be the one to pick you up, I mean obviously your going to pay for the meal, its the least I can do
Her: heheh
Her: ur to much
Me: Hey, I gotta run, I'll give you a call sometime
Her: ok
Her: XXX-XXX-XXXX
Me: Do u have a name? Or should I ask for *****ychq?
Her: bye
Her: avital


Wasn't the greatest but it is the MINDSET you gotta have to feel for.

PEACE

 

[Player_Supreme]

some of your responses are very funny. right out of the c&f manuel

 

[blienk]

You had some pretty good lines there, although it seems like the girl was too dumb to catch on to most of your jokes.

 

[Julian]

any fool can spit game online.

 

[Kineti[C]harm]

First of all as I've said a million times, I hate it when people write stupidenglish (cuz, u r gr8) and what not...

Second of all, the good lines you had in there was rince&repeat of examples from this forum and asf.... The whole major in janitor was fun and original though but the are you rich? No then we can't be married etc is so old....... Your material should reflect you.

 

[Hollowpoint]

Indeed, I detest the dumbglish or whatever the hell you desire to name it.

The lines you use don't seem very original, you could have also talked about interests, and reroute that into the conversation again. I'm not really impressed.


Uh, what Julian and Kineti[C]harm said.

WTF is Flynn anyways, not everyone will get jokes like these.
Cruddy rhyme at that too.

 

[gav]

not bad at all, except for the scripted c and f

 

[RedKnight04]

Yea, That was my older one.

Again, that was when I was holding a how to date women ebook in one hand and my keyboard in another - and my...in another - Oops my bad!

I ended up dating her and it went allright but she was dumber than she sounded on the phone.

 

[gav]

heh

when she said "you have a strong personality"

you should have tried "come on now, we're both adults; why don't you just come out and tell me you love me"