"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"
You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.
For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.
Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.
The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.
Take a look at this pretty angel
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
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women I want to fk
women I would fk
women I do not want to fk
Ho's are Ho's and a bone is a byatches best friend.
I wonder if that chick has a booty?
Those two blonde babes are gorgeous, I would love to fu-ck them both, it is impossible for me to choose between them, as they are both as sexy as each other, even KoalaKing a man who is known for his fussyness when it comes to his ratings of woman, has to give these two blonde bombshells a perfect 10 out of 10, of which I rarely ever do, my favourites though have always been the long blonde haired babes, no brunettes, redheads, or any non Caucasian babes ever get above and 8 out of 10 from KoalaKing, who loves the sexy long blonde haired white skinned babes.IsiMan84 said:
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and yes I would **** both of them. I use to bang out a girl who looks like the one on the right.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
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Le Parisien
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Despite the obvisous superficiality of these two blondes, they are nevertheless gorgeous. I give them 9 to both one them. If they are at least 5'7 and are not flat-chested, I give them 10.IsiMan84 said:
Who cares?:nono:
It would be for right here right now...
I for sure will never marry a blonde girl for this exact reason
, but won't mind messing with gorgeous young blondes in their early twenties...
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Le Parisien said:Despite the obvisous superficiality of these two blondes, they are nevertheless gorgeous. I give them 9 to both one them. If they are at least 5'7 and are not flat-chested, I give them 10.
Who cares?:nono:
It would be for right here right now...
I for sure will never marry a blonde girl for this exact reason
they're not gonna age well
not because they are blonde, but because they are already looking semi busted
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
These threads are always so funny when you compare it to a How do you look like post?
You see pictures of some of the ugliest geeks ever in your life, some with the long hair and everything and some cut spiked with too much gel.
Then you see a post like this with a chick whos not that amazing but still better than any chick any ugly guy on here has ever gotten, but after reading the bible start rating really really low. It's funny.
Although Gunwitch was fat, he did have a good point of saying, every chick he looks at is a 10 to his eyes and he gets laid too many times to ever count.
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I don't know how old you are, maybe you are still in your early teens and prefer girls who look much younger than this.nonchalant said:
But "semi busted"? Please...:nono:, I don't see any wrinkles, or saggy spots or anything that relates to "bad" aging... Maybe they are only teenagers, I don't know, but their physique is the ideal physique of young women in their early twenties.
Just like I said, it's about "right here right now", we are talking about how they look now on this picture, who cares about a couple of years down the road?
And blondes do tend to age badly, compared to Asian women for example...
Gunwitch obviously goes by the "there all pink on the inside theory" I don't, I am fussy when it comes to the girls whom I fu-ck, I don't need a girl or a fu-ck to be happy, but if I am going to fu-ck one then I want her to be pretty.Bvbidd said:
The fact is that 70% of the best looking guys will only fu-ck 30% of the best looking girls, maybe that is why Gunwitch is such an expert on dating and I am not, he has an extra 70% over me and only 30% of the competitors, so how good is he in reality.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
nonchalant
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yesKoalaKing said:
johnmich
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.