Swedish Girls

[Austin Allegro]

Although I hear the Icelandic women are the best: beautiful, friendly, flirty and the men all stay at home and get drunk while the women go out and party all night!

 

[AmatuerUKDJ]

Just called her, how fcuking nervous was I? Kept it short though. Hello, good weekend? Lovely job, fancy the pub on Thurs night? Yeah? Cool. I'll let you know what time later in week, speak to you soon, over n out. (basically).

I get off the phone and I'm sweating like anything, bit stuttery on the phone too (grrr) but hey, she said she's looking forward to it so roll on Thursday.

 

[Hot Ice]

Originally posted by Austin Allegro
Although I hear the Icelandic women are the best: beautiful, friendly, flirty and the men all stay at home and get drunk while the women go out and party all night!

OMG!




Zeus!

Have you thought about our Sweden trip with Thauran?
How about going to Stockholm instead of Göteborg?
nah, come to #donjuan to talk someday, ok?

- Hot Ice

 

[WestCoaster]

Zeus, aren't you my long-lost cousin ...

... meaning I'm part Swede and can get citizenship?! Yeah, you remember me don't you, your long, lost cousin WestCoaster!

I'd absolutely die to date or marry a woman from Scandanavia, and I don't care which country, as long as it's Scandanavia.

I work with students at an American university and two weeks ago I advised a Swede and a drop-dead Yugoslavian, both were on the school's tennis team. I advise lots of American women, too, but these gals were definitely different. They smile easy, ask direct questions, are incredibly polite, driven academically and athletically and -- here's a hint American beyotches -- have a sense of humor!

I say we start the world's biggest exchange program with Sweden. They can have our beyotches, we get their BABES!

You Scandinavians got it made, oh God do you have it made!

 

[jakethasnake]

... this is getting out of hand.


I can't believe you guys giving Sweden rimjobs and kissing up to them like this. I mean, Sweden is nice and the girls are cool, but you're stereotyping too much (yes, good stereotyping is still stereotyping). I think you'll be SORELY disappointed if you go there Westcoaster, since you have such riduculously high expectations of them. The craziest thing is, you haven't even been there yet.

 

[WestCoaster]

Probably right Jake, but I can dream can't I?

I've had a lifetime of American beyotches and their stupid mind games and bad boy attractions, multiple divorces by making the same mistakes time after time after time again.

Heck, I'd probably take an Antarctic woman right now!

I've had the best responses from women in this country from women not from this country, Asians, Scandies, East Asians, etc. And if I'm going to date an American woman of late I've been gravitating toward African American -- they treat me a lot better than honkey U.S. women (must be my awesome soul music collection!).

Just guessing, but I'd wager that the worst woman I'd meet in Sweden would be better than most of the best ones I've met here. American women are S-H-A-L-L-O-W.

 

[jakethasnake]

I agree with you on American women being very shallow. But sometimes, we are guilty of it too. Just something to keep things in perspective, no?

 

[WestCoaster]

Nothing is more shallow than the American chick

Agree, we can be shallow, too, but at least we're frickin' honest about it. Yeah, my vices are college football, pizza, and hanging out with buddies and during football season women take a back seat to the sport, sorry. But at least I'm honest about it.

American women say they want a good guy: gravitate towards f-cks.

American women say they want to be honored and treated with respect: Can't frickin' wait to be treated like dirt.

Women say they want to build families with the right guy, then the American beyotches go for the worst possible type guy to marry.

I've known women from many different cultures and I've yet to find one that is as screwed up as the average american woman.

* Unfortunately, their evil ways are spreading to other cultures. I saw the hottest Japanese gal at the university bookstore the other day. I look over her shoulder and she's reading a Cosmo that says, "12 ways to manipulate your man" or something like that. The American women disease must be eradicated -- but unfortunately AFCness just reinforces their ugly culture.

 

[jakethasnake]

Oh believe me pal - the American brand of "corruption" (as you characterize it) is spreading like WILDFIRE. In developed Asian nations like Japan, Taiwan and Korea materialism is rampant. It's probably worse than it is in the US, actually. But there is a slight difference in that the women still value traits like intelligence and earning power over tattoos and muscles. You probably won't get too many Japanese or Korean women swooning over the American gangbanger or meathead like your average American woman does. The Asian standard of beauty is more of the intangible. I don't think your generalizations hold true completely for girls from Asia or the Middle East or South Asia, but perhaps definately with girls of those ethnic groups that were born or raised in America.

And those European girls are FAST adopting American ways of consumerism and moral bankrupcy too. Through my travels I've found GERMAN girls to be the worst. The just EAT UP everything that is bad about our culture. Not to sound racist, but to me they seemed like the 'trash' of Europe. Us Asians often say that places like Thailand and the Phillippines are *****houses for foreigners and peoples who have no pride and are too eager to adopt foreign ways, and that is the gut reaction I got from visiting Germany. It's quite sad - so you probably don't want to marry a German woman.

 

[dietzcoi]

Well I am in Germany and the German women are still much better than the American females I remember.... but having said that I must admit the farther east you go the better they get. Eastern Europe is vastly different than the west.

USA = 50% women overweight
Germany = 20% women overweight
Moldova = 3% of women overweight

Notice the trend here?

Dietzcoi

 

[Ares]

ha ha ha

I really cant belive you guys, norway this and sweden that. I agree that the girls here have a lesser b*cth shield than other countrys but still, they are women of our AFC culture and not some godess like beings that will treat you soooo much better than your average american sl*t.
Oh and please no migration, Im just about the only don juan for miles and I like it
dont want no competition now ye'hear
anyways, thanks for a good laugh you guys.....

 

[WestCoaster]

Ares, how about an exchange?

OK, here's the deal: I go live in Norway for a year, you come here to the States.

In one year you'll be ready for intensive therapy for all the sh-t the U.S. women put you through and you'll be grabbing the first red-eye plane back to Norway.

I know Swedish and Norwegian women aren't perfect, no one is. But compared to the beyotches in the States, you got it made buddy. Trust me, you've been blessed by being planted in one of the prime areas for beautiful and classy women.

Love it and live it!

And think about that exchange I'm talking about!

 

[fan27]

Originally posted by jakethasnake
Tell me how he is so AFC, in your words.

Is she much better looking than he is? That might make him feel pressured to be extra accomodating to her as not to piss her off.
This is especially the case if he doesn't have the social standing (money, respect from people) to offset the imbalance in looks.

Or is she simply unreasonable, and he a complete spineless turd (no offense)? Does she expect him to be caring and give her good sex when she herself gets out of shape and neglectful? I'm curious to know.

My brothers wife has a strong personality (just like my mother). I think it is just that my brothers personality type (to nice, doesn't like confrontation) makes it easier for his wife to boss him around. As a couple , they are just like my parents.

 

[jakethasnake]

Originally posted by dietzcoi

USA = 50% women overweight
Germany = 20% women overweight
Moldova = 3% of women overweight

Notice the trend here?

Dietzcoi

LOL! SO true! Though I did notice that out of all the Northern European nations Germany had most most overweight women. But they are certainly a step up from most American girls.

 

[jakethasnake]

Speaking of Swedish birds....

Has anyone caught an episode of the latest Joe Millionaire? In this one the fake rich-boy is a Texan cowboy, and he's courting a bunch of European uber-babes after his "money".

There are 2 or 3 Swedish girls, and they are HOTTTT. I guess some stereotypes are true. I did notice though that other other nationality girls (Czech, German, Italian, Spanish...) had much better, warmer personalities though. I guess the other stereotype about Swedes being sexy but also cold and icy holds true.

 

[B9]

Well, I haven't spent much time in America, but if American television is an even remotely accurate reflection of the attitudes displayed by women in the states, I'd say Denmark is a Loong way form that. Those types exist of course. There are just so many others around, you don't have to waste time on them.

 

[G_S]

I think a lot of you are totally blowing the Swedish thing out of proportion, like they're demi-goddesses. I once knew a Swedish girl who was a foreign exchange student. All the guys at my HS thought she was hot as hell until someone finally nailed her. Suddenly she wasn't as attractive anymore. My friends and I realized the reason she was 'hot' was because everyone elevated her to that level because she was Swedish. In reality she was just "okay."

 

[Hot Ice]

Originally posted by G_S
I think a lot of you are totally blowing the Swedish thing out of proportion, like they're demi-goddesses. I once knew a Swedish girl who was a foreign exchange student. All the guys at my HS thought she was hot as hell until someone finally nailed her. Suddenly she wasn't as attractive anymore. My friends and I realized the reason she was 'hot' was because everyone elevated her to that level because she was Swedish. In reality she was just "okay."

Nah, I dare to say that you don't know what you are talking about.

 

[jakethasnake]

Originally posted by G_S
I think a lot of you are totally blowing the Swedish thing out of proportion, like they're demi-goddesses. I once knew a Swedish girl who was a foreign exchange student. All the guys at my HS thought she was hot as hell until someone finally nailed her. Suddenly she wasn't as attractive anymore. My friends and I realized the reason she was 'hot' was because everyone elevated her to that level because she was Swedish. In reality she was just "okay."

Hey man, didn't I say this already, in so many words? You shoud PM westcoaster about this, in private....

 

[WestCoaster]

Pick a Scandinavian, any Scandy!

I'm not saying Swedes are perfect (well, almost ) but spend a lifetime like I have dating American Beyotches and you'll understand.

My brief friendships wtih a group of blonde Norwegians was enough to convince me that it's better over there, WAY better.

They're not reading Cosmo, watching Oprah, or listening to Madonna or Meredith Brooks. They're enjoying life, smiling, and looking great. Oh yeah, the Norwegians I knew? All had brains to boot -- majoring in engineering, computer science, etc., looking at grad school.

I tell you what's overrated: American women!