"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Swear on the DJ bible to tell the truth and nothing but the truth!

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Has to be the truth. Swear on the DJ Bible to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help you Pook.



Chicks lie. So do dudes. That's life. Deal with it.
 
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Half the people who consider themselves 'unplugged' and to have taken the 'red pill' actually haven't.
 

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ArcBound said:
Half the people who consider themselves 'unplugged' and to have taken the 'red pill' actually haven't.
With all due respect, many of the people who claim to have taken the "Red Pill" don't embrace the true idealisms of DJ, they care too much what some girl thinks of them, or other girls, or other people in general.

The DJ cares about himself, the rest is irrelevant unless he actually wishes to have an influence on something. The DJ is not selfish though, he understands the needs of others but he won't let them outweigh his.
The DJ is certainly not impatient though, I see many men next women here far too quickly so that they can preserve their ego/pride.
Part of being a Don Juan is learning to crash and burn, approach trains you for this, so why stop learning after you've got the number?

I'm not going to give up on some girl if she lied to me once, chances are, I've lied to her as well. Learning to live with this is part of being a DJ.
Show the same treatment to others you would to yourself.
 

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"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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