"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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ALPHAROMEO

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sorry guys nothing porny about the following
i ve learned this new trick of late
i walk up to a chick and say ' could you get me a 10 EURO BANKNOTE for those 10 EUROS COINS
She usually complies
now i say " look at this
i tear off a piece of the bill ( the top left hand corner ) with my hands pretend to put it in my mouth , munch it with disgust and swallow it

then i restore the bill
it s huge !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(great trick indeed want to know how it s done?)

the girl s in shock

then i continue
" did you like that trick "
" i got another one if you like
" i can materialize in different places how about meeting you at the park today? "

" by the way u have an interesting hand i read hands also

:cheer:
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Daddy The Pimp

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I better stick with your
"2 secs mam i m looking for this cool place called EL PANUELA they play great SALSA MUSIC there the local guys direct me to all sorts of places i m utterly lost it s abit like treasure hunt on the telly !
u seem like a cool woman and in the know could tell me where it is? "
Opener

Its magical. Girls will jump 10 feets and land on your **** naked.
 

CaptainJ

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Hey ALPHAROMEO I like the trick, but how do you eat the 10 pound note without throwing up? It's a real obstacle to getting these girls to jump on my d1ck :(
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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