"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Survey says.... modern males are wimps

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http://digg.com/general_sciences/Modern_man_a_wimp_says_anthropologist

It's official, modern men are emasculated wimps. That's why the badboys get the girl, they're the ones who ooze masculinity unlike your average Joes.


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That last part was from another article I meant to post with this. I can't find it at the moment, but it was either linked to off the article's site or buried somewhere in the digg comments. I'll add it to this when I find it.
 
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"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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speed dawg

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Wow, there's some late breaking news. :yawn:
 

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Nutz said:
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Modern_man_a_wimp_says_anthropologist

It's official, modern men are emasculated wimps. That's why the badboys get the girl, they're the ones who ooze masculinity unlike your average Joes.
Can a neanderthal or Greek rower make a 2400 meter shot w/ a a rifle? Can these people fly a plane, program an ERP system, contemplate quantum mechanics?

There's no question we can't do half the things our forebears used to do physically. The difference is, we don't need to. We are so far up the food chain we're not in it anymore.

Does this mean we're emasculated or wimps?

Get used to it people, we don't use physical ability as a test of usefulness to society because we don't need to anymore.

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Now, how do you cure the chump disease ?
Now that's the question of our times.
 

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>> modern men are emasculated wimps. That's why the bad boys get the girl >>

The article's about how prehistorical Australian aboriginals were more muscular and athletic then men today. That's nothing new. In any event, the scientist didn't say men today were "wimps", the headline writer wrote that to make a sensational headline out of an otherwise not so newsworthy story. Regardless, to jump from how Neanderthals were more muscular to how "bad boys get the girls" is an even bigger leap than prehistorical Australian aboriginals could jump.
 

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I thought this was an interesting article, but what does this really have to do with women? Neanderthals died out long ago for a reason. Modern humans were smarter and could better adapt to their environment than the neanderthal. There is also evidence that the modern human killed off all the neanderthal to get rid of the competition. Point is, intelligence won over pure brawn. We are more highly evolved than them.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Nutz says,

That's why the badboys get the girl, they're the ones who ooze masculinity unlike your average Joes
What is a bad boy? Is HE bad because he isn't afraid of his sexuality? Is HE bad because he goes after his ambitions in life and doesn't let things stop him? Is HE bad because he doesn't walk around not believing in himself and believes he can have all life has to offer?

Or are you talking about criminals and jailbirds?

We get so used to these labels and stereotypes it's funny.

And for the record, ALL TYPES of guys get girls. Even ones that you say that are wimps, I see it everyday. It depends on the girl. No girl ****s only ONE TYPE of guy and MOST guys are average Joes considering income level and contribution to society, very few guys aren't "average".
 

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What is a bad boy? Is HE bad because he isn't afraid of his sexuality? Is HE bad because he goes after his ambitions in life and doesn't let things stop him? Is HE bad because he doesn't walk around not believing in himself and believes he can have all life has to offer?
He is bad because the others guys hate him because he gets the girls.
 

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SXS said:
He is bad because the others guys hate him because he gets the girls.
Which is what message boy will never be, can't be something you don't know the definition to.
 
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