"She's Out of Your League"
You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.
Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.
She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.
Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.
Sure fire way to land some tail
- Thread starter Skilla_Staz
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
Disconnect
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.Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
haha rock on bro
uh... u stole CHUCK LIDDEL'S HAIRSTYLE! Now you need to get a tat on ur head. Well I still think it looks cool! If I didn't have a nasty scar from the time I got stabbed in the head and a ugly birthmark when I got dropped by the nurse, I would def. get that haircut.
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Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
haha yeah chuck liddel is a beast, but i've wanted to do this for soooo effin long. last time i tried i butchered it
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Scrumtulescence
Master Don Juan
I'd rather die on my feet than have that haircut. No thanks bro.
Skilla_Staz
Master Don Juan
you guys understand this thread was a joke...right? lol