Supermarket surprise

[dirtsphere]

The cod-to-rod ratio is relatively high here.. here's an idea. If you see an HB, first invest a few minutes staking her out at some distance to make sure her husband or bf doesn't lurk in frozen foods or something; you don't want to end up in the express aisle with a brand new orifice.

anyway, if the coast seems clear, begin by examining items close to those she is considering and begin putting random things into her cart. you don't really have to say anything.. you could say "oh, this is excellent! you'll want at least 3 boxes of this!". you'll soon be able to tell by her reaction if she thinks you are attractive/amusing or is prepared to call security.

if she doesn't freak out in a bad way and is not bludgeoning your testicles or smacking you again and again, you can at this point easily get her number.

 

[oreo_renegade]

hmm?

Just run up to her and grab her ass, then her your hand up her leg and fondle her.

If she doesnt freak out or hit you, then she likes you its safe to get number!


hahaha


really man... WHAT?! have you tried this out?

 

[dirtsphere]

actually, yes, with some success. the bit about staking her out first though is one of the "learned from my mistakes" things.

Your specious counter-suggestion lacks the humor and wit of mine, but what do i know? I'm not a "Master Don Juan" like you. You don't see any difference between sexual assault and psychological provocation?

Can you find no happy middle ground between being fabulously boring (e.g. "Hi. I'm <who cares>. I have nothing interesting to say.. tell me about your goddamn shoes") and attempting to floss your teeth with her public hair before trying to talk to her?

Some chicks dig funny guys with a bizarre sense of humor.

 

[oreo_renegade]

haha, nah I know what your saying, im just teasing ya


It seems to me that it would depend more on your looks then anything else for this approach, and I figure most DJ's dont have much looks to work in their advantage (otherwise they prolly wouldnt be here)

You speak of psychology, and from what I know, a stranger invading private space hits the panick button on most people.


Of course you could play it off, if youve got skills


I dont really see this as a tip that isnt prejudiced against the less attractive males, thats why Im not really advocating it.

If you look good enough, you can just walk up to a girl and use some cheasy pick up line anyway.

 

[dirtsphere]

i get it. thanks, man.

now i just have to figure out whether i imagine that i look better than i actually do.