I dont know if the young guys here feel me on this but I cannot seem to have a good time whenever the conversation at a party or get together consists of:
-the many shots one took last week and got so wasted
-the number of shots one will take at the next party, then proceeding to explain how wasted he/she will be
-armchair connosieurs talking about all different types of beer, rum, vodka, everclear, bacardi, blah blah fycking blah and whether it is ****ty or da bomb, complete with proof numbers etc. etc...and then how they got wasted off of it.
-bragfests consisting of how much puzzy one had in the past month, how hot all of them were...when in reality they had none and if they did, it was with a warpig or plain jane.
-constant usage of the phrase "wow, what a meatfest"
-constant usage of guy:girl ratios
-constant usage of cliched dave chappelle phrases such as "Im rick james bytch" and "fyck yo couch nigga" followed by a burst of laughter for the 1000th time.
-of course, whats cooler than white guys rapping bits and pieces to a song they dont even know who is singing it.
-most repeated phrase in any given party "Im so wasted"
-Of course, nothing wraps up a bragfest more than exposing your ordeals with the cops. Everyone loves hearing how you supposedly were doing 100 in a 55mph two lane road while driving backwards. Way to impress the girls too speed demon.
Is this it???? All these years and this is all we strive for?? Is this the future of our society?? Not to sound corny, but whatever happened to creativity? Whatever happened to building ourselves, why are we doing the opposite? So we can be cool? no offense, but I honestly think parties and similar get togethers are just an example of the vanity and complacency of our society.
Sure its cool to do it once in a while, but you dont have to base your entire fycking college life around alcohol and partying.
What do you guys think??
-the many shots one took last week and got so wasted
-the number of shots one will take at the next party, then proceeding to explain how wasted he/she will be
-armchair connosieurs talking about all different types of beer, rum, vodka, everclear, bacardi, blah blah fycking blah and whether it is ****ty or da bomb, complete with proof numbers etc. etc...and then how they got wasted off of it.
-bragfests consisting of how much puzzy one had in the past month, how hot all of them were...when in reality they had none and if they did, it was with a warpig or plain jane.
-constant usage of the phrase "wow, what a meatfest"
-constant usage of guy:girl ratios
-constant usage of cliched dave chappelle phrases such as "Im rick james bytch" and "fyck yo couch nigga" followed by a burst of laughter for the 1000th time.
-of course, whats cooler than white guys rapping bits and pieces to a song they dont even know who is singing it.
-most repeated phrase in any given party "Im so wasted"
-Of course, nothing wraps up a bragfest more than exposing your ordeals with the cops. Everyone loves hearing how you supposedly were doing 100 in a 55mph two lane road while driving backwards. Way to impress the girls too speed demon.
Is this it???? All these years and this is all we strive for?? Is this the future of our society?? Not to sound corny, but whatever happened to creativity? Whatever happened to building ourselves, why are we doing the opposite? So we can be cool? no offense, but I honestly think parties and similar get togethers are just an example of the vanity and complacency of our society.
Sure its cool to do it once in a while, but you dont have to base your entire fycking college life around alcohol and partying.
What do you guys think??