Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
NO kiding, breh. I hate the Pats and Colts, I am a huge buccs fan, but I wanted to see the pats and colts go at it at the superbowl. I just want the steelers to win for jerome Bettis.Originally posted by InsidiousNstinct
Oh, Matt won't be smiling to much with Troy Polomalu knockin him to the ground. This will probably be the smallest Superbowl.....Steelers...Seahawks...that's just not prime time. I'm going to watch it because I love football but who's going to be like...."Ohhhh hunny I got to get home intime to see the Steelers and Seahawks play in the superbowl."
I hope you mean the AFC championship, Colts and the Pats are in the same division and thus only one of them can make it to the superbowl
Didn't mean to come across as an idiot, it was wishful thinking. I knew they couldn't make it, just wasn't thinking to much into what I was writing. Thanks for the clarification, bro.Originally posted by MindOverMatter
I hope you mean the AFC championship, Colts and the Pats are in the same division and thus only one of them can make it to the superbowl
i bet you know more about NFL then an average american knows about soccer, so don't feel bad hehe.Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.