"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Superbowl XXXIX

Who wins?

  • The New England Patriots

    Votes: 22 73.3%
  • The Philadelphia Eagles

    Votes: 8 26.7%

  • Total voters
    30

idiot_boyfriend

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Patriots or Eagles?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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InsidiousNstinct

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cahhhh cahhh cahhhh.....Ahhh wait thats the a Raven...hmmm.

*makes a sound that an eagle would make*
 

Levex

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was hoping patriots would lose, but since they got this far thru colts and steelers, they'll crush eagles.
 

Bonhomme

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Pats don't make mistakes

As much as I'd like to see the Eagles win it, I gotta expect the Pats to take it. They're like a machine: no turnovers, no screwups, steady and ready.

Pats by 11.
 
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"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"

You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.

And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.

Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.

The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.

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theirishman

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The Pats will crush the Eagles, Lets face it, Donovan McNabb is no Payton Manning, and the Eagle D aint as tough as the Steelers D. So Im gonna say the Pats will Dominate.
 

legolas

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Pats baby

Though Donovan McNabb and the Eagles have fought hard to get to the Superbowl, it really is about the best team out there, and Belichick's Pats just find ways to win. In Bill We Trust!!
 
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