idiot_boyfriend
Senior Don Juan
Patriots or Eagles?
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Superbowl XXXIX
- Thread starter idiot_boyfriend
- Start date
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
InsidiousNstinct
Master Don Juan
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cahhhh cahhh cahhhh.....Ahhh wait thats the a Raven...hmmm.
*makes a sound that an eagle would make*
*makes a sound that an eagle would make*
shrewd
Don Juan
eagles
eagles will win, they have more heart.
The pats are disgusting and i don't like them.
eagles will win, they have more heart.
The pats are disgusting and i don't like them.
Bonhomme
Master Don Juan
Pats don't make mistakes
As much as I'd like to see the Eagles win it, I gotta expect the Pats to take it. They're like a machine: no turnovers, no screwups, steady and ready.
Pats by 11.
As much as I'd like to see the Eagles win it, I gotta expect the Pats to take it. They're like a machine: no turnovers, no screwups, steady and ready.
Pats by 11.
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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
theirishman
New Member
The Pats will crush the Eagles, Lets face it, Donovan McNabb is no Payton Manning, and the Eagle D aint as tough as the Steelers D. So Im gonna say the Pats will Dominate.
legolas
Master Don Juan
Pats baby
Though Donovan McNabb and the Eagles have fought hard to get to the Superbowl, it really is about the best team out there, and Belichick's Pats just find ways to win. In Bill We Trust!!
Though Donovan McNabb and the Eagles have fought hard to get to the Superbowl, it really is about the best team out there, and Belichick's Pats just find ways to win. In Bill We Trust!!