"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Superbowl Picks once again

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First picks for the Superbowl.
First would be the Broncos
Followed closely by the Ravens. Any takers?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Espi said:
I'm not betting on ANYONE to beat Seattle in their stadium during the playoffs.

Denver is the obvious choice in the AFC, but Manning has a history of choking versus NE. I'm assuming that the Patriots will have to play Denver at Mile High--that's the ONLY reason I'm picking the Broncos for the Super Bowl.

I won't be surprised, though, to see NE return to the Super Bowl. They can beat Denver on the road.

Broncos 35
Seahawks 31
Are we forgetting the game of games. Where the Colts ended the streak.
 

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Espi said:
That was a plus-1 in favor of Manning. A BIG plus because Indi got to the Super Bowl.

But...that was at home; and they barely squeaked by. He choked many a time beforehand. Beaten rather decisively by the Patriots both in NE and in Indianapolis.

And it happened again this year. Against the Patriots.

He's a great quarterback, but let's remember that he has ONE Super Bowl ring.

His brother has 2. Both against NE, by the way.

I'm just not 100% confident in him beating the Patriots. They've had his number for years.

How many MVP season titles does Manning have?
 
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"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Chargers Niners. Book it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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The two obvious picks would be the Broncos and the Seahawks.

Some other teams to watch

I would never count out the Pats. They always seem to find a way to win postseason games. The Niners will be a tough out too. If the Packers can somehow sneak in they could be a sleeper.
 

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CHICAGO27 said:
The two obvious picks would be the Broncos and the Seahawks.

Some other teams to watch

I would never count out the Pats. They always seem to find a way to win postseason games. The Niners will be a tough out too. If the Packers can somehow sneak in they could be a sleeper.

True. The Quarterback of Greenbay has played some incredible games.
 

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I think Chicago is doing a disservice by starting Cutler. I don't think they are going to win in PHL this weekend. GB has a tough game against PIT. I have no faith whatsoever in my Giants beating the Lions, regardless of how inept DET can be at times. We shall see!
 

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Espi said:
I don't know.

I personally measure a quarterback's legend on the number of Super Bowls he has won. That's supposedly what they play for right? (Besides the money!).
You are totally right Espi
 

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CHICAGO27 said:
I think Chicago is doing a disservice by starting Cutler. I don't think they are going to win in PHL this weekend.
Well that game sucked. Even if we beat Green Bay, we don't deserve to be in the playoffs. 32nd ranked rush defense? We're the Bears FFS, defense is #1.

Even though in 2005 we had a sh1tty offense, I enjoyed every game that season because of the defense.
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Espi said:
--Looking more and more like a NE-Denver showdown. Will probably be another classic Brady-Manning showdown.

--Was very surprised to see Arizona beat Seattle in Seattle. It'll be interesting to see how the Seahawks bounce back. The late season loss could wreak havoc on their psyche.

--SF over Atlanta got away with one.

--Not convinced that Carolina is for real. Yet.
Arizona has always had good potential. I'd put them right up there with the Colts and the team from Washington.
 

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Arizona has always had good potential. I'd put them right up there with the Colts and the team from Washington.
Let's go Seahawks!
 

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Peaks&Valleys said:
What I can tell you is the Chargers have been a great team since the Jets beat them in the playoffs not too long ago. They have what it takes. We'll see if the Niners can do it. I will tell you this I'm putting all my money on the Colts. They really have what it takes.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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