"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Super hot girl wants to party with me BUT...

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I can't find anything going on! It's her friends birthday and they want to go to a party with me and they expect me to find something big. BUT I haven't heard of **** and I usually don't hear of anything until that night if I even find one. So what should I do??? I want to **** this chick she is seriously like a 9.5! So what would you guys do if you were me?

btw I'm 18
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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qweretyuiopas

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Yikes, they expect you to find something big eh, they the chicks they should be able to get into hot parties easier.
Well, all i gotta say is go around the club area and make friends and hopefully hear something from them or maybe you will find a flyer for some event at a club. If u talkin house parties i say start talkin with the popular peeps at school and see if they having a party, if not tell em u got a hot chick friend of yours bday coming up and its a good time for a party. lol

or u can just take them to chuck e cheese and tell the head rat its that girls bday so maybe they will give u extra tokens and/or pizza. thall be fun lmao
 

NewMan

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Take them to the World Club on Hollywood Blvd Friday night. It's 18 and over and you guys should have lot's of fun.

Otherwise, grab an LA WEEKLY and check out the club section....
 

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Buy a bottle of jose cuervo and a bottle of gin, rent a hotel room and throw your own damn party!
 

damnbugs

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Charm said:
Buy a bottle of jose cuervo and a bottle of gin, rent a hotel room and throw your own damn party!
Hotel parties are always fun and they will appretiate the effort. You can also talk to all of your friends and get one of them to throw a house party, just tell them the reasons- if you have good friends they will help you out.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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