"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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The-Kid

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Sup Fellas

We need a help section, where we can post a situation and get help from the master DJs

Anyway add me on msn if yol down to help the kid out with a Fvcked up situation

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Laterz Homeiz
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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I believe this is called the Don Juan Discussion Forum and the Highschool Forum.
 

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Skilla_Staz said:
I believe this is called the Don Juan Discussion Forum and the Highschool Forum.

My Bad But get me on msn anyway
 

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I don't have MSN. AIM works for me, and even then, I'm on this site more than I'm on AIM.
 
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