Sup guys, Review this pathetic POF profile

[Daily Insanity]

What up champs?

Here it is:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=42661044

look I dont find pof to be LTR material but its good for some easy aZZ. Critique how I can make this better, and what you think, DONT HOLD BACK

Thanks

 

[Purefilth]

I only looked at the pics to start with - remove all pouting pics

then take off the ones with your phone taking the picture in the mirror, then the shirtlifting ones

you do know what a shirtlifter is right?

Your pictures make you look like you're trawling the net for c0ck

 

[Scars]

Bro, you're rocking the duck face on your default.. I can't take you seriously right now.

-Scars

 

[Naughty Ninja]

What up champs?

Here it is:
http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=42661044

look I dont find pof to be LTR material but its good for some easy aZZ. Critique how I can make this better, and what you think, DONT HOLD BACK

Thanks

Profile looks fine.

Make sure you put more email restrictions (you can still spam anyone) no drugs, smokers, activity partners, friends, chat..

The pics are fine..

Remember: POF Shirt lifters are perfect for the POF sloots who are skirt lifters.

You might want to try for your pof headline: Shirt Lifter

(The on the headline on POF turns into a devil character)

It might increase views for POF sloots to view your profile and check out the goods.

It's already been proven shirtless pics with dudes with good bodies get more replies. So keep them. the bike pic is good too.

Also add two inches to your height. 5'11 = 6ft = more replies.

You have to be an equal opportunity liar just like chicks do on there and play the game.

Spam out a good opener and try to go for a number within the maximum of five emails telling them:

It's been nice talking to you but I'm not on here much. Feel free to give me your number and I'll give you a call sometime. (your real first name) =)

 

[Daily Insanity]

Advice taken and applied, anything else ninja? @ Scars im not a serious person

 

[PapiChulo]

I like your profile. I guess I should add two inches on mine and make it 6' 6" ha ha

 

[vatoloco]

Bro, you're rocking the duck face on your default.. I can't take you seriously right now.

Ha!

That's the first thing I thought!

Plus you have a cat!!

But in all seriousness now, dude! You're not a bad-looking kid (no homo). Plus you have a bike! You don't need POF! If you have decent-enough Game, you should have easy access to pussy right about now!

 

[Daily Insanity]

Well thanks guys but its not serious for me at all even though it sounds like it is. I get girls irl, this is just another was for some easy lay.

I have a question though, what would be a good opener for POF sites?

 

[FrogWife]

Duckface with the adoring gaze of your cat = 50 shades of awesome!

You might want to replace "Match" with "POF".

"I would like to have more time to meet new people unfortunately it's been hard so I'd thought I would try match."

 

[TillTheEndOfTime]

I only looked at the pics to start with

And if you think girls are any different, check yourself into a mental health clinic.

Don't worry about getting your profile content "critiqued". A 22 year old who thinks girls in his age bracket give 2 sh1ts about anything other than how good you look in your pics online. :crackup:

 

[Kbomb]

I would add some more humor into it. Think that would put it over the top. Something to let them know you don't take yourself too seriously.

 

[Starkwell]

If these guys put more effort into themselves instead of a POF profile then they would have something going for them.

 

[DonJuanabe]

I dunno, pics with pouting DSL are lame (girls do that, guys should not), hand signs make you look like a thug wannabe loser, and the serious ones are too... serious. You're a good looking dude (no homo) -- you should smile. The cat pic is awesome -- shows you like animals and *might* have a sensitive side that you never need to show because the girl will keep wondering if it's there.

 

[Daily Insanity]

^ Can you be more specific?

 

[DonJuanabe]

I wasn't?

 

[Daily Insanity]

Not really, no hand signs there, I was pointing at my Milwaukee Brewer shirt

 

[DonJuanabe]

Any pointing looks dumb to me since it makes your hand look like a gun and just looks thug. Cat in the pic is good but no pursing lips. The pic with the friend is the best one of YOU but your friend looks like he's trying to be tough which looks retarded. Find another one of you smiling and with a friend. I am going to correct the grammatical errors from your main profile; what I change or add is colored:

I'm a unique, fun loving guy, always looking for a good time whether it's going out or traveling. I am looking for someone in her 20's who also shares some of the same interests that I enjoy. My passion is health and fitness and I am a yoga instructor on the side; I also run my own beach-body business. I love my career as the finance manager for CNAC, working with JD Byrider. Interestingly, having your sh*t together and establishing a career and a life is so time consuming that it's difficult to meet a really cool girl with whom to share those things -- perhaps online dating?

I workout regularly, play tennis, soccer, football and other sports. Culturally, I like visiting museums and exploring new places -- especially Europe.

My outgoing personality is the first thing to catch someone’s attention. I’m positive, funny, and very energetic. My enthusiasm for life often draws people toward me.

I was not born in the USA, in fact I was born in Zagreb, Croatia where most of my family live. I love it there when I visit, everyone is welcoming.

I hope to one day teach kids how to stay fit and healthy through exercise, it keeps their mind sharp and body sharper.

When I think of the “right” person for me, I picture a woman who is kind and positive. I’d love to find a genuinely good person who cares for others and treats everyone with respect and kindness. A positive outlook on life is also really important to me. I hope to find a woman who enjoys having fun and who sees life as an opportunity to learn, try new things, and achieve personal goals. I'm over chicks who party hardcore -- it gets old quick and is boring. If you are one of those please look elsewhere; I'm not for you.