Cloud-uk
Master Don Juan
Introduction:
So, we come at last to the games of the summer. The games...
High School is littered with games. Sports day, swimming galas, ream upon ream, event upon event, course upon course of ****ing pointless self-worshiping bull**** that misses the point, and only by about a ****ing mile.
Number one: Games are supposed to be fun. What is the point of a bootcamp if it isn't fun?! What the hell do you think you people are? You are teenage guys. You, we, all of us are not here because we want to change the world. We are not here to find the meaning of life. We are here to have fun, and we are going to have it.
Number two: Games have a purpose. We are not here to see who's the best at weight lifting, we are not here to see who is the best at getting girls. You guys are here, and will be here over the next nine weeks to improve yourselves. Lets just stop on that for a second. Self improvement. That, my friends, is the ****.
Self improvement, the pure, unquenchable pleasure of knowing you're ending the day a swisher mother****er than when you started it. DJing is always about you, you, and only you. Screw the girls, its time to work on number one. When you do this, when you set the wheels of self improvement a-rolling, you will face many challenges.
People who are too lazy or stupid to get better will try to bring you down. That guy that asks why bother lift to the skinny guy, the guy that asks why bother diet to the fat guy, the guy who asks why bother study to the F-student. Gentlemen, that guy is known as the ****. Sadly, there are a lot of him. On top of that, you have the usual hassle of illness, things going wrong, and difficulties in achieveing what you deserve. What can I say? Deal with it. You want to get better? You keep focused, you keep smart, and you do it.
The games will be ****ing fun, the games will make you a better person. What the hell else can I say?! If you are still here in 9 weeks, you win. Simple.
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The Final Line Up:
Week 1:Exercise & Weight Training. You feel good, you look good! Help on getting fit, as well as advice on weight training. Side Topic: Health and Nutrition, and Cooking (the bastard son of nutrition!)
Week 2:Bathroom. Shaving, your skin, teeth, your user manual to your body. Side Topic: Bigger **** & PC muscles
Week 3:Creativity. Music, drama, and art, expressing yourself! As well as "thinking outside the box". Side Topic: Style
Week 4:Media & Philosophy. Get Learning! A Brief guide to becoming a book, film, and current events king. Also, thoughts on what you believe. Side Topic: Literacy and getting a Job
Week 5:Personality. Become funnier and find your source of motivation. Risk taking too! Side Topic: Your Speciality
Week 6:Object Manipulation. A whole range of skills, juggling, flair bartending, stick fighting! Side Topic: Magic
Week 7:School Work. Get Straight As, which always helps. Side Topic: Memory, and Life-after-school
Week 8:The Head Game. The psychology of self-improvement and success. Side Topic: Driving, and car maintenance.
Week 9:Partying. A bit of fun for your hard work!Throwing a good one and enjoying other peoples. Side Topic: Dancing and fighting (end on a love&hate thang)
The changes? Well, disturbingly, it just gets more and more ambitious. Hey, it just wouldn't be fun if it was too safe!
The only other thing will be a much-demanded "weekly risky challenge!". Hell, if you don't like being a public **** you don't have to do it. Stealing "for sale" signs does not make you more of a man. I REPEAT. IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU MORE OF A MAN. But **** it, it's summer, and some of you guys just sound like you're looking for an excuse... oh you uncouth rebels you...
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The Final Word:
This course will not be an amazing dive into new material. This will not be a revolution in how teenagers live their lives. This course should not be the only thing you do this summer. This course won't even really be breaking new ground.
It'll be fun though.
In fact, we'll have a little awards ceremony at the end of it, and I'll give some awards to those I feel have really deserved it, be that in their progress, their determination, their helpfullness, their stealing of "for sale" signs - whatever. The prizes? Probably a Mars bar with a flag in it, and a trophy made out of a loo roll and some glitter. All to be won via the power of airmail!
So, not only do you stand to gain **** prizes, you might also improve yourself. Fun and good for you, can't ask for more than that now can you.
One small change to the set up as posted in organisation: You'll need a new "Challenges sheet". Put it from weeks one to nine as before, but give about 5 boxes after it, to accound for the extra side topics.
That should be about it! Stick at it and keep us all informed of how you fared on that week's challenges, what you think of the course, and any further advice you can give that can be put in the booklets. Never know- you might just get a prize for your typing!
Good luck all, and...
Let the Games Begin!
So, we come at last to the games of the summer. The games...
High School is littered with games. Sports day, swimming galas, ream upon ream, event upon event, course upon course of ****ing pointless self-worshiping bull**** that misses the point, and only by about a ****ing mile.
Number one: Games are supposed to be fun. What is the point of a bootcamp if it isn't fun?! What the hell do you think you people are? You are teenage guys. You, we, all of us are not here because we want to change the world. We are not here to find the meaning of life. We are here to have fun, and we are going to have it.
Number two: Games have a purpose. We are not here to see who's the best at weight lifting, we are not here to see who is the best at getting girls. You guys are here, and will be here over the next nine weeks to improve yourselves. Lets just stop on that for a second. Self improvement. That, my friends, is the ****.
Self improvement, the pure, unquenchable pleasure of knowing you're ending the day a swisher mother****er than when you started it. DJing is always about you, you, and only you. Screw the girls, its time to work on number one. When you do this, when you set the wheels of self improvement a-rolling, you will face many challenges.
People who are too lazy or stupid to get better will try to bring you down. That guy that asks why bother lift to the skinny guy, the guy that asks why bother diet to the fat guy, the guy who asks why bother study to the F-student. Gentlemen, that guy is known as the ****. Sadly, there are a lot of him. On top of that, you have the usual hassle of illness, things going wrong, and difficulties in achieveing what you deserve. What can I say? Deal with it. You want to get better? You keep focused, you keep smart, and you do it.
The games will be ****ing fun, the games will make you a better person. What the hell else can I say?! If you are still here in 9 weeks, you win. Simple.
____________________________________________________
The Final Line Up:
Week 1:Exercise & Weight Training. You feel good, you look good! Help on getting fit, as well as advice on weight training. Side Topic: Health and Nutrition, and Cooking (the bastard son of nutrition!)
Week 2:Bathroom. Shaving, your skin, teeth, your user manual to your body. Side Topic: Bigger **** & PC muscles
Week 3:Creativity. Music, drama, and art, expressing yourself! As well as "thinking outside the box". Side Topic: Style
Week 4:Media & Philosophy. Get Learning! A Brief guide to becoming a book, film, and current events king. Also, thoughts on what you believe. Side Topic: Literacy and getting a Job
Week 5:Personality. Become funnier and find your source of motivation. Risk taking too! Side Topic: Your Speciality
Week 6:Object Manipulation. A whole range of skills, juggling, flair bartending, stick fighting! Side Topic: Magic
Week 7:School Work. Get Straight As, which always helps. Side Topic: Memory, and Life-after-school
Week 8:The Head Game. The psychology of self-improvement and success. Side Topic: Driving, and car maintenance.
Week 9:Partying. A bit of fun for your hard work!Throwing a good one and enjoying other peoples. Side Topic: Dancing and fighting (end on a love&hate thang)
The changes? Well, disturbingly, it just gets more and more ambitious. Hey, it just wouldn't be fun if it was too safe!
The only other thing will be a much-demanded "weekly risky challenge!". Hell, if you don't like being a public **** you don't have to do it. Stealing "for sale" signs does not make you more of a man. I REPEAT. IT DOES NOT MAKE YOU MORE OF A MAN. But **** it, it's summer, and some of you guys just sound like you're looking for an excuse... oh you uncouth rebels you...
____________________________________________________
The Final Word:
This course will not be an amazing dive into new material. This will not be a revolution in how teenagers live their lives. This course should not be the only thing you do this summer. This course won't even really be breaking new ground.
It'll be fun though.
In fact, we'll have a little awards ceremony at the end of it, and I'll give some awards to those I feel have really deserved it, be that in their progress, their determination, their helpfullness, their stealing of "for sale" signs - whatever. The prizes? Probably a Mars bar with a flag in it, and a trophy made out of a loo roll and some glitter
. All to be won via the power of airmail!So, not only do you stand to gain **** prizes, you might also improve yourself
. Fun and good for you, can't ask for more than that now can you.One small change to the set up as posted in organisation: You'll need a new "Challenges sheet". Put it from weeks one to nine as before, but give about 5 boxes after it, to accound for the extra side topics.
That should be about it! Stick at it and keep us all informed of how you fared on that week's challenges, what you think of the course, and any further advice you can give that can be put in the booklets. Never know- you might just get a prize for your typing!
Good luck all, and...
Let the Games Begin!