Summer Fling

[Ollie]

So I dated this girl over the summer...like a lot of "relationships" it started really hot and heavy but I ended up getting a little bored. So we're both out one night and she's with six friends and I was with my friend and we ran into each other, so me and my friend joined them at their table.

Long story short, my buddy kept saying she looked just like my ex, who was 5'6, brown hair, blue eyes, while this girl was 5'2, blonde hair and green eyes. Her best friend asks if I have any pictures of my ex, so I show her some naked pictures I had on my phone of her (I knew what was going to happen...I just didnt care). Haha she was quite shocked and the girl I was dating got really mad and left, and ended up getting a DUI on the way home, which she promptly blamed me for. She told me I was the biggest assho!e she's ever met and to never contact her ever again.

So I wait a month, and as a joke I found a love poem online and emailed it to her (We never said I love you or anything obviously in a couple months lol). She responded "I don't know what the hell is wrong with you. I fvcking hate you. Why would you send me that? Lose my phone number, email and IM and never talk to me again. Please leave me alone."

So the next day I'm on my computer and she IM's me.
Her: You're so confusing to me
Me: That's the way I like it
Her: Well I dont want to talk to you just so you know
Me: Obviously. I IM people I don't want to talk to all the time
Her: Whatever. You know what I mean.
Me: Yeah. That you're immature and not honest with yourself
Her: What do you mean not honest with myself?
Me: You know you want to fvck me. Just admit it!
Her: Whatever. You're an ass
me: Go **** yourself

We went a month and a half with no contact after that. I saw her online one day and started talking to her and she actually replied. She tells me she has a new guy she's into. I tell her I've been into a lot of girls recently, sometimes two in one day. She didn't like the innuendo.

Anyways, tonight she just texted me and said "Want to go to the movies with me tonight? As long as it's ok with Jailbait I mean" (Jailbait referring to the 21 year old I've been hanging out with as I'm 28). This from the girl that told me she hated me, and I'm the biggest assho!e she's ever met, and said there was absolutely no way she'd ever want to see me ever again.

I find this all quite amusing. I'm going, not because I'm into her, I just like to put myself into awkward situations to learn how to be better with all social interactions. I'll post an update with how things turn out. I'm gonna escalate fast and hard, and it'll either be a really good night or a total crash and burn. Anyone else have experience with a weirdo like this? Just to make it clear, I'm not into her in any more than a completely sexual way, so there's no need to be like "Stay away from her, she's crazy!" I'm actually quite fond of jailbait and dating three other girls right now...this will probably be a one time thing or I may try to convert her to fvck buddy status. This thread was more of a Public Service Announcement though for all those guys who started threads recently asking if getting their girl back was impossible. Nothing's impossible as long as you stay true to yourself and act like a man.

 

[L777]

haha good story. Bet you end up banging her - but she might cut your balls off in the night so sleep with one eye open.

 

[Ollie]

Haha actually I didn't. I picked her up at her apartment (on my way to the movie theater) and she get's into the car.

Her: Hi how are you?
Me: I'm doing great. Sorry I'm late. I had to tutor a retarded 8 year old girl.
Her: It's ok. I'm just hungry. I skipped dinner so I could eat some kettle corn
Me: I think you should have eaten a healthy dinner and skipped the popcorn
Her: What? Why I love kettle corn
Me: Yeah I can tell. Looks like you like to eat a lot of junk food. Looks like you've gained some weight???
Her: What? Ok seriously whatever. I've been busy.
Me: I'm busy too but I don't look like I eat my weight in chocolate cake every night
(Note: She didn't even look fat at all...she told me in a text a few weeks ago that she gained like 5 pounds so I just went with it)
Her: Any other problems with my appearance? Wow.
Me: Well, now that you mention it, you could use a haircut. You have a lot of split ends. And be more careful putting on your mascara. It's a little clumpy. Have you tried wetting the brush before applying it?
Her: Wow. Seriously wow is all I can say. you're even more of an ******* than I remember. I don't know what I was thinking calling you.
Me: And yet here you are. I could always turn the car around...
Her: Shut up. Let's just watch the movie.
Me: Seriously. If you're going to complain and act like a b!tch all night, I'd rather just drive you home now. (Said sarcastically)

Now that wasn't C&F at all until the last sentence. I was ripping her appearance apart just for fun because she was kinda acting like she was in control of "us" when we talked recently because she was the one that broke up with me I guess. After that brief two minute exchange, I was back in the drivers seat. There was more but I forget at this point.

We get to the movies and start talking. I like talking at the movies cause I keep whispering so they can't hear until finally they lean over and I whisper right in their ear, my lips barely touching it. After a few minutes of this, she was sitting really close to me. I sat forward in my chair and away from her once she moved so close our shoulders were touching. She asked why and I said I was trying to watch the movie and didn't like her staring at me. She pulled me back and kinda rubbed my arm for a bit.

So I drive her home and park in front of her place.

Me: Well that was fun. We should do it again sometime.
Her: Well it's only 10. Want to watch TV or something?
Me: I don't watch TV
Her: Well want to come up for a drink?
(So I leaned over and kissed her.)
Me: No thanks. By have a drink, I think you want to get me drunk so you can fvck me, and I don't see you that way any more.
Her: Ummm why'd you kiss me then?
Me: Lots of people kiss their friends goodbye.
Her: You used your tongue...
Me: Ummm no you used your tongue...
(It was me)
Her: What? Are you serious?
Me: Yup. I really gotta go. I have a date. Thanks for being such a good friend to me. I appreciate it.
Her: Whatever. Bye
Me: Ok. Call me. We should do this again sometime. It was fun.
Her: I don't think so. It was fun but I'm not sure I want to hang out again

So I leave. She texted me before I even got to the highway saying how much fun she had. Not even 5 minutes after I left. Then she was texting me asking what time Kinko's was open till, and all this other crap. I love messing with people. Some of my friends and my mom say it's really mean, but I like giving girls a taste of their own mind games.