"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Suicide thread in the anything else forum

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Someone's posted an apparent suicide note in the Anything Else forum, which I find repulsive to say the least. I don't think we really need those sort of things hanging around the forums regardless of whether they're legit or not. That's all,

Cheers.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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i've noticed a possible suicide thread as well, but on the High School forum.....
 
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If someone was going to commit suicide, would they really post it on a forum like this? Really, legitimate or not, all I can do is laugh and say, "That's too bad. Good luck with being dead." I've had a lot of psychological problems before (and still have some). The last time I was dropping it on someone, they told me they don't care and they really don't need to get involved with my problems. That opened my eyes to the fact of the matter: it doesn't matter whether you're dead or alive. What you do in this world here and now... what you accomplish... what you do to influence the world to be proud to have had you is what matters.

So if you're going to kill yourself, just think this: would anyone besides my family really care if I were dead? If you haven't done anything great in your life, suicide isn't the answer to your problems.

Eh, that's just my morbid opinion.

As for suicide notes on the forum, get rid of 'em.
 
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Well,I am from pk-hq.com and it did happen and it wasnt an hoax.The guy was saved by an admin on another board(he posted it there too).The admin checked his IP and gave it to the cops.They did a search and found where he lived.

He took pills to suicide bujt they were there on time to save him.Too bad I guess,that kid was always a dik with everyone.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Originally posted by Milliardo_Peacecraft
Well,I am from pk-hq.com and it did happen and it wasnt an hoax.The guy was saved by an admin on another board(he posted it there too).The admin checked his IP and gave it to the cops.They did a search and found where he lived.

He took pills to suicide bujt they were there on time to save him.Too bad I guess,that kid was always a dik with everyone.
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So the moral of the story is... save 'em? Or... don't save 'em? I'm feeling very conflicted right now.
 
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