"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Suggestion: Spell Check

aBAzLLnA

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The poor grammar and spelling is killing me. I'm usually not this anal about grammar, but when you see something like
thanx idiot boyfrend u da only 1 that helped me and im sick of u other fukinn assh0les only replyin about me grammmar dis is da way i talk next time intead of beiing a dik offer some useful advice
it makes my brain hemmorage with stupidity. Anyway, I just suggest a spell check button at the end of the post thing.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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But you don't honestly think people would use it, do you? It takes just as much self-control to click "spell check" as it does to look over your post once or twice for errors.

There are a few other reasons this has never come to fruition (can vBulletin even spell check in the first place). Search for 'em.
 
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