"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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check_mate_kid_uk

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i got that error messgae before, my internet is still fine but it takes me off the chat and sometimes i have to try a few times before it lets me log in.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Nicholas Hill

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Originally posted by jonny football hero
Not a suggestion : a problem

I can't remember the exact message, but i get disconnected, which then throws the rest of my internet off.

Sorry if it's vague.
Maybe the Internet is throwing the IRCM off?

If you get disconnected, its normally the server. Just try to reconnect.

(I can't rewrite RFC1459!)

Although I may include some auto-reconnection routine.

Nick
 

NYC Dude

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The scrolling system is messed up. Majorly. And take off the DJ- prefix. Then it would be much nicer =D
 
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