"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Dude WTF?? Has this comedian ever been laid??

I dunno if he's used to only messing with MILFs or what, but a little bit of tongue-play on a girl's nips and she gets wetter than a leaky faucet. In fact, tongue-play on boobies is a great way to overcome last-minute lay resistance. If she says she doesn't want sex, you can get her EXTREMELY turned on without even taking her pants off. Lots of girls look at boobie-play as still "making out". Don't underestimate the power of t!tt!es as an intermediate step between kissing and true sex-play.

Do this long enough in combination with some erotic tongue-kissing and she'll start grinding on you...eventually her p*ssy will be so starved for attention she will be BEGGING you to get busy "down there".

You have to do it right...you don't sit there and suckle on it...you're supposed to be providing stimulation. Do to her nips what you'd do to her cl!t. Tease around the areola, flick the tip of your tongue against it, rub the broad side over her nip, suck/lick it, circle around the edge. I've found a little bit of nip-biting...just some playful tugging/gnawing...drives a lot of girls nuts. Bite between one row of teeth and your own lip so you won't do it TOO hard. ;)

Make it erotic for the woman. If you're just sucking on t!tt!es so you can tell your buddies the next morning, "Hey, guys, I sucked on some t!tt!es!!", then you don't get it, and she'll know that and get bored/turned off. Geezus...the best thing about sex is being able to explore another person's body. We live in a society where touch is FROWNED upon, yet we all desperately crave it. When you get the opportunity, IMMERSE yourself in it. Learn what t!tt!es are all about, not just what they can do for YOU.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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^^^ Squirrels has it rght. It's about the tease.
They almost always favor the left tit.
 

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If they're right-handed, they favour the left boob, and vice versa. It's because that's the boob they play with with the free hand when they rub it out.
 

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Dear Jitterbug,
"If they're right-handed, they favour the left boob, and vice versa. It's because that's the boob they play with with the free hand when they rub it out."I've been aware of this but your rationalisation makes sense....you can always learn something on this site.
 
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