“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Dude WTF?? Has this comedian ever been laid??

I dunno if he's used to only messing with MILFs or what, but a little bit of tongue-play on a girl's nips and she gets wetter than a leaky faucet. In fact, tongue-play on boobies is a great way to overcome last-minute lay resistance. If she says she doesn't want sex, you can get her EXTREMELY turned on without even taking her pants off. Lots of girls look at boobie-play as still "making out". Don't underestimate the power of t!tt!es as an intermediate step between kissing and true sex-play.

Do this long enough in combination with some erotic tongue-kissing and she'll start grinding on you...eventually her p*ssy will be so starved for attention she will be BEGGING you to get busy "down there".

You have to do it right...you don't sit there and suckle on it...you're supposed to be providing stimulation. Do to her nips what you'd do to her cl!t. Tease around the areola, flick the tip of your tongue against it, rub the broad side over her nip, suck/lick it, circle around the edge. I've found a little bit of nip-biting...just some playful tugging/gnawing...drives a lot of girls nuts. Bite between one row of teeth and your own lip so you won't do it TOO hard. ;)

Make it erotic for the woman. If you're just sucking on t!tt!es so you can tell your buddies the next morning, "Hey, guys, I sucked on some t!tt!es!!", then you don't get it, and she'll know that and get bored/turned off. Geezus...the best thing about sex is being able to explore another person's body. We live in a society where touch is FROWNED upon, yet we all desperately crave it. When you get the opportunity, IMMERSE yourself in it. Learn what t!tt!es are all about, not just what they can do for YOU.
 

What happens, IN HER MIND, is that she comes to see you as WORTHLESS simply because she hasn't had to INVEST anything in you in order to get you or to keep you.

You were an interesting diversion while she had nothing else to do. But now that someone a little more valuable has come along, someone who expects her to treat him very well, she'll have no problem at all dropping you or demoting you to lowly "friendship" status.

Quote taken from The SoSuave Guide to Women and Dating, which you can read for FREE.

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^^^ Squirrels has it rght. It's about the tease.
They almost always favor the left tit.
 

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If they're right-handed, they favour the left boob, and vice versa. It's because that's the boob they play with with the free hand when they rub it out.
 

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Dear Jitterbug,
"If they're right-handed, they favour the left boob, and vice versa. It's because that's the boob they play with with the free hand when they rub it out."I've been aware of this but your rationalisation makes sense....you can always learn something on this site.
 
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