"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Such obvious POF trickery annoys the hell outta me

Jaylan

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This woman knows damn well her default picture makes her looks MANY years younger than her actual age and other pictures.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=54813499

Come on now. I mean, I only lost 5 seconds of my time by clicking, but I almost wanna troll this lady with a message. Who you foolin tootz?:crazy:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Atom Smasher

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More the rule than the exception these days.
 

Skyline

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Jaylan said:
This woman knows damn well her default picture makes her looks MANY years younger than her actual age and other pictures.

http://www.pof.com/viewprofile.aspx?profile_id=54813499

Come on now. I mean, I only lost 5 seconds of my time by clicking, but I almost wanna troll this lady with a message. Who you foolin tootz?:crazy:

LOL. It's the lighting! :nervous:
 

betheman

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and her average body type is an obvious lie as well, she is fat
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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BigSmooth

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These women are utterly disgusting.
 

HedoRick

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Yeah plenty of fatties... no full body shot and i'm not gonna meet them. Always got something to hide, and I always be shaming fatties...
 

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anddd... my d1ck is hard!
 
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