Oscar Wilde
Master Don Juan
Ok, seeing as I just can't concentrate my mind on work at the moment, I'll report on my successful Saturday night.
Newbie DJs: note the successful use of several DJ techniques below. The results of the techniques, and not what I chose to do, are what's important.
Sat aft. I went to a football game. Since I was planning to stay out all evening I wore a black sportscoat, black t, chinos and shoes which was a little dressy for a game, but suited the evening. Also cos it was showery I brought my large umbrella.
Had a few drinks with friends (a couple) before and during the game. After, we split and I met another (almost-DJ) friend. We headed to a wine-bar after a few beers and met some female friends of his, one 7, one 3 (shiver). After some glasses of champagne (I was not buying thankfully), a DJ (but doesnt know it) friend of mine showed - he was a chumpy AFC until he met his GF, and he's also friends with a HB9.9 who wants him something bad & his gf knows that!
So, me, almost-DJ, DJ, and the 7 went for another beer, had a good chat with her about general DJ topics (nice guy vs jerks), but I didn't give the game away, no specifics from here.
So me and DJ2 (who doesn't drink much and was driving tonight) hit the club together. He's a great wingman, and usually soaks up attention from the cockblockers whilst I try on the hotties. He's also great at egging me on when I'm stuck in fear-rationalisation mode.
Ok, so here's a few encounters I had:
Was at the bar having a chat with a guy from the US, this 5 standing beside us. The dude buys me a drink (we were having a good chat, and he was a sound guy).
The girl notices me (still wearing sportscoat but no umbrella, that was in cloack room). She starts talking to the 2 of us, she's here on hols too, etc.
Then she says "buy me a drink and I'll give you a dance". I was in shock with the cheek of her, but I decided to experiment for the fun of it. I said "*You buy me a drink and I'll give you a dance, and maybe I'll even buy you a drink too".
She wasn't impressed with this, and said she was a poor student (she knew from the overheard conv that I worked). I was having none of this student lark and told her that I had been a student too, and that didn't have strange women buying me drinks when I was
Next, she started calling me an asshole <grin> Instead of telling her where to go I decided to explain a bit more to her (cool, calm, collected): I told her that one of my principles was that I would not buy a girl a drink like that, and why should men have to buy women drinks, sexism etc. I flatly refused to go against my principals (demonstrated honesty?).
She understood this, then suggested that we just go out and dance, and forget the drinks.
Now, if you were counting earlier, you'll know I've had quite a few drinks at this stage So I abandoned DJness and agreed, even though she wasn't anything special. We went out dancing, for quite a while, she started performing a tonsilectomy on me with her tongue. Her friends were leaving, so took her with them, but she demanded my number, and foolishly I gave it to her. She was on hols, so didn't have a local number, but she was out the next night (I wasn't sober enough to realise that there was no way I was going to meet her). Anyway, she did call back the next night (high IL!!) but my phone was off.
Ok, so that was the 1st one!
Encounter Number 2:
This one I called Dirty B!tch to my wingman, cos she was dressed all sexy, had a nice bod, but something about her face said that she was filthy
So I walked past her (she had been facing away from me). When I walked back I caught her eye and walked over. We were grinning at each other, so I walked in real close (3 inches) and said "I know exactly what you need". She looked me up and down, appraising me. I then said "You know what I want?". She says "Yeah I do", and loosens my belt and sticks her hand down to mini me! We made out for a bit, but when she pulled back I sensed that I should get outta there (you just know when there's a bad vibe?), so with a "See ya around" and a wink (she grins back), I was outta there.
Next!
I was walking around the club as it emptied, but not much else going on. So I went and got my umbrella from the cloakroom. It's a large one, about 3.5' or slightly more.
Left the club, there were quite a lot of people milling outside. Had a brief chat with my wingman, he was gonna drive me home (I normally get a cab). We agree to chill there for a minute whilst I try my luck (and new-found skillz).
I was walking past this windowsill, which had 2 girls & a guy sitting on. The guy was shifting one of the girls (shifting means snogging/frenching here). Standing in front, facing the one free girl were 2 guys. I ignored the group and was walking past when I noticed the free girl peeking at me from around the side of one of the guys standing. She was a 6.5. I kept walking, but noticed her peeking out from the other side of the 2 guys, grinning at me.
Damnit, I'm a DJ! So I went over there, and took up position leaning against the wall facing her. I was being real cool, said hello to the 2 chumps, and ignored them from then on. Had a real friendly but cool & laid back attitude and showed it when talking to her. Conv was going cool, and she sidled over (told her friend & bf to move) and made some room for me to sit on the sill - good IL! The 2 chumps had long departed when they were getting no attention (soz guys). Oh, and her friend borrowed my pen to get the number of the guy she was with.
I start making out with her, my wingman had found a 3rd girl who was with them (none of us knew any of the others were together).
I broke it off, told her I had to head home, my mate was driving me. He comes over & offers to drive me *and* them home. I live north, he lives south, and they lived south, but not as far as him. So he says he's gonna drop me first, and then them, they were on his way. It starts raining while we're walking to the car so umbrella is useful
I was in back of the car, with 2 girls, making out with the 6.5. At my place I hop out, and apologise to her friends - " I hope you don't mind if I take xxxx outside so I can say goodnight" (cue wingman switching off ignition). Once I had her away from cockblockers I got her more horny & convinced her to come inside (her friends knew where she was, they had my phone number, knew we were good guys, had the car reg, it was a good situation). Score! She opened the door, grabbed her friends cell, put my number in, and said goodnight to them.
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Couple of things to note:
- sober friend with car was very useful, I am 90% certain she wouldn't have got a taxi from outside the club to my place. Safety.
- the umbrella! She said that was why she was looking at me and grinning. It caught her eye! Be different! Excitement.
- laid back, cool worked a treat, she knew I didn't mind whatever way things worked out. Confidence!
- her friend borrowed my pen, and they both laughed at the fact that it was "stolen" from the Hilton (decent hotel chain). Mystery, excitement!
- Took her away from friends (closed car door) to close the deal.
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All in all, a good night. I did some stuff wrong, but hey, I'm learning. The 6.5 may become a fsckbuddy, but if not, we're on good terms & I'd meet her & her friends again for drinks.
Sorry for going into such detail and the length of the post, but perhaps it will be useful for some people.
Thanks to all the guys who contribute here & to the bible, it's been invaluable to me so far - I had the confidence before, but not the ability or know-how to use it, particularly in reading things like IL.
Cheers,
Oscar.
Newbie DJs: note the successful use of several DJ techniques below. The results of the techniques, and not what I chose to do, are what's important.
Sat aft. I went to a football game. Since I was planning to stay out all evening I wore a black sportscoat, black t, chinos and shoes which was a little dressy for a game, but suited the evening. Also cos it was showery I brought my large umbrella.
Had a few drinks with friends (a couple) before and during the game. After, we split and I met another (almost-DJ) friend. We headed to a wine-bar after a few beers and met some female friends of his, one 7, one 3 (shiver). After some glasses of champagne (I was not buying thankfully), a DJ (but doesnt know it) friend of mine showed - he was a chumpy AFC until he met his GF, and he's also friends with a HB9.9 who wants him something bad & his gf knows that!
So, me, almost-DJ, DJ, and the 7 went for another beer, had a good chat with her about general DJ topics (nice guy vs jerks), but I didn't give the game away, no specifics from here.
So me and DJ2 (who doesn't drink much and was driving tonight) hit the club together. He's a great wingman, and usually soaks up attention from the cockblockers whilst I try on the hotties. He's also great at egging me on when I'm stuck in fear-rationalisation mode.
Ok, so here's a few encounters I had:
Was at the bar having a chat with a guy from the US, this 5 standing beside us. The dude buys me a drink (we were having a good chat, and he was a sound guy).
The girl notices me (still wearing sportscoat but no umbrella, that was in cloack room). She starts talking to the 2 of us, she's here on hols too, etc.
Then she says "buy me a drink and I'll give you a dance". I was in shock with the cheek of her, but I decided to experiment for the fun of it. I said "*You buy me a drink and I'll give you a dance, and maybe I'll even buy you a drink too".
She wasn't impressed with this, and said she was a poor student (she knew from the overheard conv that I worked). I was having none of this student lark and told her that I had been a student too, and that didn't have strange women buying me drinks when I was
Next, she started calling me an asshole <grin> Instead of telling her where to go I decided to explain a bit more to her (cool, calm, collected): I told her that one of my principles was that I would not buy a girl a drink like that, and why should men have to buy women drinks, sexism etc. I flatly refused to go against my principals (demonstrated honesty?).
She understood this, then suggested that we just go out and dance, and forget the drinks.
Now, if you were counting earlier, you'll know I've had quite a few drinks at this stage
So I abandoned DJness and agreed, even though she wasn't anything special. We went out dancing, for quite a while, she started performing a tonsilectomy on me with her tongue. Her friends were leaving, so took her with them, but she demanded my number, and foolishly I gave it to her. She was on hols, so didn't have a local number, but she was out the next night (I wasn't sober enough to realise that there was no way I was going to meet her). Anyway, she did call back the next night (high IL!!) but my phone was off.Ok, so that was the 1st one!
Encounter Number 2:
This one I called Dirty B!tch to my wingman, cos she was dressed all sexy, had a nice bod, but something about her face said that she was filthy
So I walked past her (she had been facing away from me). When I walked back I caught her eye and walked over. We were grinning at each other, so I walked in real close (3 inches) and said "I know exactly what you need". She looked me up and down, appraising me. I then said "You know what I want?". She says "Yeah I do", and loosens my belt and sticks her hand down to mini me! We made out for a bit, but when she pulled back I sensed that I should get outta there (you just know when there's a bad vibe?), so with a "See ya around" and a wink (she grins back), I was outta there.
Next!
I was walking around the club as it emptied, but not much else going on. So I went and got my umbrella from the cloakroom. It's a large one, about 3.5' or slightly more.
Left the club, there were quite a lot of people milling outside. Had a brief chat with my wingman, he was gonna drive me home (I normally get a cab). We agree to chill there for a minute whilst I try my luck (and new-found skillz).
I was walking past this windowsill, which had 2 girls & a guy sitting on. The guy was shifting one of the girls (shifting means snogging/frenching here). Standing in front, facing the one free girl were 2 guys. I ignored the group and was walking past when I noticed the free girl peeking at me from around the side of one of the guys standing. She was a 6.5. I kept walking, but noticed her peeking out from the other side of the 2 guys, grinning at me.
Damnit, I'm a DJ! So I went over there, and took up position leaning against the wall facing her. I was being real cool, said hello to the 2 chumps, and ignored them from then on. Had a real friendly but cool & laid back attitude and showed it when talking to her. Conv was going cool, and she sidled over (told her friend & bf to move) and made some room for me to sit on the sill - good IL! The 2 chumps had long departed when they were getting no attention (soz guys). Oh, and her friend borrowed my pen to get the number of the guy she was with.
I start making out with her, my wingman had found a 3rd girl who was with them (none of us knew any of the others were together).
I broke it off, told her I had to head home, my mate was driving me. He comes over & offers to drive me *and* them home. I live north, he lives south, and they lived south, but not as far as him. So he says he's gonna drop me first, and then them, they were on his way. It starts raining while we're walking to the car so umbrella is useful
I was in back of the car, with 2 girls, making out with the 6.5. At my place I hop out, and apologise to her friends - " I hope you don't mind if I take xxxx outside so I can say goodnight" (cue wingman switching off ignition). Once I had her away from cockblockers I got her more horny & convinced her to come inside (her friends knew where she was, they had my phone number, knew we were good guys, had the car reg, it was a good situation). Score! She opened the door, grabbed her friends cell, put my number in, and said goodnight to them.
--
Couple of things to note:
- sober friend with car was very useful, I am 90% certain she wouldn't have got a taxi from outside the club to my place. Safety.
- the umbrella! She said that was why she was looking at me and grinning. It caught her eye! Be different! Excitement.
- laid back, cool worked a treat, she knew I didn't mind whatever way things worked out. Confidence!
- her friend borrowed my pen, and they both laughed at the fact that it was "stolen" from the Hilton (decent hotel chain). Mystery, excitement!
- Took her away from friends (closed car door) to close the deal.
---
All in all, a good night. I did some stuff wrong, but hey, I'm learning. The 6.5 may become a fsckbuddy, but if not, we're on good terms & I'd meet her & her friends again for drinks.
Sorry for going into such detail and the length of the post, but perhaps it will be useful for some people.
Thanks to all the guys who contribute here & to the bible, it's been invaluable to me so far - I had the confidence before, but not the ability or know-how to use it, particularly in reading things like IL.
Cheers,
Oscar.
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